Sebastian and Rachel One Shots (Smytheberry)

57. Corny Pick up lines

A/N: was bored and started looking at corny pick up lines just for laughs and I thought of Sebastian using these particular ones that I have chosen for this one shot.... enjoy

Rachel was standing in line at the Lima Bean, waiting for her coffee, when she hears

"Are you French, because Eiffel for you." Rachel turned and saw Sebastian Smythe smirking at her. Rachel folded her arms and said

"Is that the best you can do?" Rachel then turned, paid for her coffee and a blueberry muffin, sat down, sand as she did, Sebastian smirked and said

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?" Rachel placed her drink on the table and said

"You've been in Ohio for a year." Sebastian sat back in his chair and said

"Wasn't a definite no." Rachel rolled her eyes and said

"It is a definite no." Sebastian sat in silent looking at her, as Rachel watched him, he smiled and said

"Here I am, what are your other two wishes?" Rachel smirked and said

"For me to finish my coffee, and to ignore what you just said?" Sebastian laughed, and said

"You know you want me." Rachel shook her head no and said

"Never in a million years." Sebastian smirked and said

"My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?" Rachel giggled and said

"I don't eat skittles." Sebastian, thought for a moment and then said

"Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?" Rachel smiled, picked up her coffee and said

"No they would like to meet my coffee." Sebastian watched Rachel drink her coffee, and then said

"Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?" Rachel put her drink down and said

"Terrified because you would know where I live." Sebastian was amazed at Rachel's comebacks and realised he needs up to his gain to his dream girl and said

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out." Rachel laughed at his pick up line and said

"I'm surprised you know your organs." Sebastian picked up his coffee and said

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection." Rachel smirked at him and said

"Talking to the coffee is a really bad connection." Sebastian put his coffee down, and said

"I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it." Rachel rolled her eyes and said

"I'm good, I don't know where your mouth has been." Sebastian looked at Rachel amused and said

"Feel my t-shirt, it's made of boyfriend material." Rachel leans over, touches his shirt and says

"Nope feels like cotton to me." She leans back in her seat, and starts eating her muffin as Sebastian says

"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?" Rachel, put her hand in her pocket, pulled a chocolate kiss out and gave it him and said

"Now you don't have to lie." Sebastian took the chocolate, placed it on the table, looked at her, smirked and said

"I was blinded by your beauty, I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes." Rachel finished eating her blueberry muffin and said

"Just for eating a blueberry muffin." Sebastian stood up, walked to the counter, and walked back to Rachel with a cupcake, and as she picked it up to eat it Sebastian said

"Put down that cupcake, you're sweet enough already" Rachel took a bite of the cupcake and said

"Now I'm too sweet." Sebastian laughed and said

"You can never be too sweet." Rachel blushed, which didn't go unnoticed to Sebastian who realised she might like him. Sebastian wanted to test the waters and said

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back." Rachel gave him another a chocolate kiss and said

"Now you can give the other one back." Sebastian tried not to laugh, and said

"Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day, all I'm asking for is one from you." Rachel smirked and gave him another and said

"Now you have three." Sebastian looked at the three Hershey kisses, looked at Rachel who finished eating the cupcake and said

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock." Rachel leaned on the table and said

"First don't call me baby, and second the only way my bed will rock, is if I pushed you off it." Sebastian shook his head at Rachel and said

"Why don't you just give in to me, I know you want to, you know you want to," Rachel shook her head at Sebastian and said

"What I want, is for you to stop using pick up lines on me." Sebastian smirked and said

"Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?" Rachel looked at Sebastian and said

"Unbelievable." Rachel stood up, and was leaving, as Sebastian followed her and said

"You didn't say no." Rachel ignored him and he said

"Come on Rach, I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?" Rachel continued walking in silent ignoring Sebastian, as he said

"You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not." Rachel continued walking home, and said

"How do you know I'm a single?" Sebastian put his arm around her and said

"Things that guys like me tend to know, and also Blaine told me." Rachel took his arm off her and he continued

"You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me." Rachel shook her head at him and said

"What's with these pick up lines, they are so corny." Sebastian smirked and said

"Do they have an effect on you?" Rachel ignored him and he said

"You ignoring me just tells me that they do an effect on you." Rachel continued to ignore him as she walked up to her door, and he said

"Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!" Rachel rolled her eyes as she opened the door to walk in, and before she could close it, Sebastian walked in quickly, closed the door, and trapped Rachel between him and the door, and said

"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?" Rachel rolled her eyes and said

"Sebastian?" He looked at her, and said

"Yes Rachel." She shook her head smiling and said

"I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell." Sebastian smirked, took her hand and lead up to her room where they made love for hours, and Sebastian cuddled her close and said

"Can I call you mine?" Rachel laughed and said

"Of course." Sebastian kissed her, and then fell asleep smiling because he got his dream girl finally.