Sebastian and Rachel One Shots (Smytheberry)

116. Got me Good

Based on the video above.

A/N: here's the link: https://youtu.be/mU5oHfhwfCA (when I first stumbled upon this video I thought of Smytheberry straight away)

Sebastian and Rachel Smythe a married couple sat outside on the steps of McKinley covered in smoke and ash. With Sebastian wearing his lacrosse uniform and Rachel wearing her work clothes as she was a music teacher. Rachel jumped and covered herself in Sebastian's lap as there was loud a crash coming from the school building behind them which. Sebastian protected Rachel in his arms and said

"We really did it this time Broadway."

It all started 18 years ago when they were middle school and Rachel was the new student at the school. She was walking to class clutching her books close to her and as she was walking, she felt someone tug on her braided pig tails, she dropped her books turned around and saw a boy named Sebastian Smythe laughing with his friends and kicked his behind in anger. Sebastian turned around and saw Rachel, and he instantly became mesmerised by her and her beauty. 

Sebastian ended up walking Rachel to class, and even sat next to her. Sebastian was bored playing with his ruler not really paying attention to the teacher when she asked a question as Rachel was playing her pen and looked over at Sebastian and poked him in the side with his pen making him stand up and being called upon. Sebastian looked at her annoyed and all Rachel could do was look at him smugly and waved at him as he went to the front to answer the maths question on the board. Later in the day Sebastian got to geography class before everyone else, and placed glue on Rachel's seat to get back at her for what she did in Maths class. Rachel sat down in the glue on her chair, and when she stood up to go to the front of the class the chair stood up with her, she tried to get it off her, and glared at Sebastian in the process and all Sebastian did was smile innocently and wave at her as she walked to the front with her chair stuck to her.

The next day in physical education they were doing soccer, Sebastian ended up kicking the soccer ball at Rachel who was sitting on the bench reading a book. She looked up and saw Sebastian laughing at the fact that she was hit with the ball. Rachel gave him a small smile letting him know it was okay, but deep down it wasn't okay with Rachel. She watched Sebastian walk away and then turned and saw an older student doing weights. She walked over to him and pleaded to him to help her with a prank, he placed the weight in the middle of the indoor soccer field, and as he did, Rachel placed the half of the basketball on top to cover up the weight. Rachel walked to the goals and whistled to get Sebastian's attention. Sebastian turned and smirked at Rachel knowing that he will get a goal off of her. Sebastian ran to the ball, and as he kicked it he fell to the ground hurting his ankle in the process which resulted in Sebastian needing crutches.

A few days later Sebastian was waiting on his revenge, and he saw it when he was watching Rachel in self defense class. He pulled out a green broken marker and decided he would ruin her towel. After a while Rachel walked over to the benches, and accepted her towel from Sebastian and wiped her face off from the sweat leaving her face all green. Rachel then threw her towel and walked back over to the teacher as Sebastian hobbled away on his crutches smirking and lauhging and when the teacher looked at her, he was looking at her in disgust because of her face. Rachel then wiped her face and noticed it was green.

As the day ended Sebastiand and Rachel walked out togther with Sebastian in a cast and one of his crutches and Rachel with her green face, when they reached the bottom step, they smiled and hugged each other leaving loser signs on their backs. 

Their pranking continued to their highschool days where they walk in together with losers post it notes on each other, at Lunch Rachel was in the bathroom, and Sebastian was sitting outside waiting for Rachel to finish, as he saw Quinn, Santana and Brittany leave the bathroom he stood up, picked up the chair he was sitting on and placed it under the bathroom handle and left for class for their exam locking Rachel inside the bathroom and missing the exam altogether, later in the afternoon after Sebastian finished in lacrosse practice Rachel snuck into the changerooms, and saw a perfect opportunity while he was in the showers. Rachel snuck in and took Sebastian's clothes leaving him nothing but one of her pink dresses. She looked at him showering and made a noise to get his attention. Sebastian turned and jumped in the process not expecting other people to be in the showers.

He was shocked to see Rachel, he freaked when he saw the pink dress and not his clothes on the hook, and then looked at Rachel who ran out holding his clothes laughing and chased after her with no clothes on. The next day Rachel was preparing to go on stage and sprayed her hair with a lot of hair spray, not knowing Sebastian was behind her, when he tried getting her attention to stop, Rachel sprayed him in the face with the hair spray and then continued to spray her hair more, which made Sebastian take out a lighter and put it close to her hair which resulted in her hair catching fire, and him putting his jacket on her head to stop the fire. 

Later in the day after lunch Rachel brought in her coke to class, and placed some mentos in it, and gave it to Sebastian who sculled it. Rachel smirked and waved at him as he fell off his chair. Rachel then placed an unconcious Sebastian in front of her and began cutting his hair.

years later Sebastian was the gym teacher/lacrosse coach and Rachel was the music teacher, and their pranks continued from Rachel electro shocking Sebastian for messaging other girls to Sebastian trying to scare her which only resulted in her pulling the fire exstiunguisher on him, leading into more of a prank war, to her throwing things at him which caused a gas leak in the cafeteria kicthen and not knowing and Sebastian trying to stop her when he saw the blow torch in her hands.

which brings them to now where they are sat on the steps outside with Rachel cowering in his lap and mumbled

"Sorry I didn't listen to you when you trying to stop me from blowing up the school." Sebastian sighed and said

"It's okay Striesand, you're lucky you are my wife."