KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU ⇒ jegulus one shots

JUMPERS

James is just about to reply Dorcas when he feels a hand tug his and in a blur of dark hair, Regulus is at his side. "Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom." He murmurs hastily and James furrows his eyebrows together.

He looks to Dorcas with an apologetic look as he repeats his boyfriends words. "Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom," He chuckles as he lets Regulus shove him into the nearest bathroom. Luckily it appears to be empty. He whirls around to Regulus. "Hey, what's this about? You fancy a quickie, is that it, eh?" He laughs.

Regulus shakes his head. "Promise me you won't laugh at me?"

James squints. "Why on earth would I laugh at you?" He questions.

Regulus signs as he shakes his head once more and unclips the clasp of his robes. "Just-" He pauses. "Just look at this!" He whines.

James states at his uniform. His school jumper is fine other than the two large wet patches across his chest. James sniffs. It doesn't smell like anything other than milk?

"Woah," James says. "Are you-" He cuts himself off. "Is this lactation?" He asks with a chuckle.

Groaning, Regulus rolls his eyes. "You promised you wouldn't laugh!" He protests.

James grips him by the hips, pulling him closer. "Reg, I didn't mean to laugh. I just can't believe you've got your own bloody breast milk leaking through your uniform-"

"I know! And it's highly embarrassing and I don't know what to do," Regulus complains. "I have potions with Ravenclaw next and I just know that bitchy brunette is gonna have a feast with this-"

James sighs. "It's not embarrassing. That's how you're going to feed our baby. Fuck that bloody Ravenclaw girl. She's just angry you always beat her in your potions exams," He says with such pride. "Now, just wait a second," James loosens his grip on Regulus and pulls away. "Here,"

Regulus watches in curiosity as James tugs his jumper off and hands it to him. Regulus shakes his head as he looks at the jumper. "I-I can't take your jumper," Regulus tries.

James only shoves it further into his grip. "Yes, you can. I want you to," He insists. "That way nobody can see it and you don't have to feel 'highly' embarrassed," He smirks that flashy smirk that Regulus loves so damn much.

"But-"

"Just take it, Reggie. You can keep it if you want, if the milk stains yours, I can do without," James declares and Regulus shakes his head.

"Merlin, you're like something out of a fantasy, aren't you?"

James laughs softly. "Well, I have my moments, don't I?" He gently pats Regulus' shoulder with a grin. "You shouldn't have to feel embarrassed in front of your classmates, Reg," 

Regulus sighs shyly. "I know. But having them all look at me-"

"So? People stare at you for so many separate reasons. For starters, you're gorgeous," James kisses the top of Regulus' head. "So bloody gorgeous,"

A faint blush creeps across Regulus' cheeks. "I just can't help feel like they're all staring at me for getting myself up the duff." He mumbles with embarrassment.

James shakes his head. "Don't be so stupid. That isn't your fault, we both got ourselves into this situation," He says softly. "But I wouldn't change it for the world. We're having a baby, mama, we've got nothing to apologize for,"

"Thanks, J, for the jumper and for being so good to me and the baby," Regulus hums as he pulls James in for a tight hug. James grips him tightly and holds him close.

"I love you, Regulus Black," James mumbles against his lover's dark hair.

"We love you too," Regulus chirps back, sending love from he and their baby.