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hi it's JMAMA

Okay autocorrect be a bitch and caps lock random shit cool

Well a few topics okay cool

Boobs-

I love my boobs, yet I hate them ugh

So like they're pretty big ig idk they're a 34 D so they look rlly good ( the pic in the media is my boobs in this shirt and OMG they look so gr8 rn can I marry them ) so yeah they look rlly good in bikinis too but like they get really annoying too. It literally hurts to like walk down stairs bc they move around too much like stop. Not even sports bras can stop then omfg

thank god that they only steps in my house lead to the attic, which is just my great grandpas trash tbh

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periods

Every girl says this, but I hate them ong like stop

and I have a rlly heavy flow it looks like a homicide happened in my pants jfc I

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ALL CAPS FOR THIS ONE

THERE'S THIS CERTAIN WTITER WHO WRITES LASTON AND LARRY FANFICTION

AND HER WRITING REALLY SUCKS TBH

BUT EVERYONE LOVES HER LIKE WTF I DONT UNDERSTAND

AND SHE SEEMS RLLY BITCHY TOO AND SHE REFUSES TO READ BOTTOM LUKE LIKE CAN YOU CALM YOURSELF AND JUST ENJOY THE ANAL PENETRATION MY GOD WOMAN

LIKE SHE HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS TF NIGGA U SUCK AT WRITING GTFO

AND SHE CALLS HERSELF THE LASHTON QUEEN LIKE NO YOU CAN'T APPOINT YOURSELF TO THE THRONE SWEETS.

UGH OKAY

oh yeah and i made a rant book, so if you guys want, ((( please I beg you ))) you should check it out (((( P L E A S E)))

Okay I'm out yeaH byE

-Jordan

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