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hiiiiii it's cat

i'm going into my 3rd week of feeling like shit

yay

ok anyway today i went to target with my dad because i still haven't finished my christmas shopping (5 more days!) and so at one point he was like "go look for a gift for mom, i need to get some stuff that you shouldn't see" and i was like "fine" so i left and while i was walking i suddenly thought

BUT WHAT IF 5SOS WERE HERE

because i noticed when i was watching the second target prank video that they just posted (i linked it at the top/side) that the target they visited looked a whOLE LOT LIKE THE TARGET NEAR ME

I'M PROBABLY WRONG AND A LOT OF THEM LOOK THE SAME ON THE INSIDE BUT WHAT IF, GUYS

WHAT IF THEY WENT TO MY TARGET AND I WAS BEING LAZY IN MY ROOM AND NOT EVEN KNOWING IT

ASDFUBIFDYCXBKINXG

WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

I WANT TO SEE THEM MESS WITH EACH OTHER DRESSED AS OLD PEOPLE

FUCK

so anyway, yeah, obviously i didn't see them and now i feel sad

also i just spent like 2 hours making cookie dough and now i have to wait until it chills so i can make the actual cookies

now i want cookies

BRING ME COOKIES

why tf am i so weird i apologize i don't see why any of you like me

bye

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