presents

98 9 7
                                        

HEY GUYS

GUESS WHO GOT AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM THE VAGINA FAIRY

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT AS TO WHAT IT IS:

IT'S BRIGHT RED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THIS

I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW

BUT I HAVE TO GO BACK TO HELL (aka SCHOOL)

BYE

-Cat

The Rant BookWhere stories live. Discover now