laughing right now

108 12 10
                                        

Heyyy it's Cat.

You know, that girl who had school today when no one else in the world did.

So I need to talk about science class today.

Remember how last week I wrote a rant about how my teacher was finally going to let us use Bunsen burners?

Well we did that today.

And remember how I said I was terrified to work with my partner because he messes around so much during class?

He ended up getting kicked out before we even started :P

I'm laughing so hard.

I don't even understand why he got kicked out. I think Mrs. Robinson is just totally done with him.

So this other girl in my class, Kate (her name is really Katherine ;) ) was questioning why David got kicked out of class and the teacher noticed that Kate wasn't wearing her goggles and she got kicked out too.

So I didn't have a partner.

I ended up partnering up with Kate's partner and he was cool. He's kiiiiiind of annoying sometimes, though.

So about ten minutes into the lab (btw we were literally just boiling 100 milliliters of water in a glass beaker) this kid named Jay is like "why is the flame so tiny?" and so he tried adjusting the gas flow (stop laughing) and he ended up unscrewing the valve too much and fLAME LITERALLY SPURTED OUT OF THE BUNSEN BURNER ONTO HIS GLOVE

THANK GOD IT WAS FIREPROOF

BUT WHEN HE CALLED MRS. ROBINSON OVER SHE ACTUALLY YELLED AT HIM LIKE "WHAT JAY"

I WAS JUST STARING AT THEM AND I JUST LAUGH INSIDE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HER BECAUSE SHE'S LITERALLY LIKE 5'3" BUT SHE WEARS LIKE 7 INCH HEELS AND I'VE BEEN TALLER THAN HER WHILE SHES WEARING HEELS SINCE AT LEAST THE END OF 6TH GRADE

smh at everyone who's responsible for her being hired

and born

where the fuck am I going with this?

Oh well

Yeah, so tomorrow I have 3 classes then a period dedicated to eating then a prayer service then I am FINALLY FREE FROM HELL

HOORAH

The Rant BookWhere stories live. Discover now