I love you dad!

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Hey guyz!!! Itz abafail breastlint!!!! I h8 u micheal klifford!!! U suk!!

Jk it's Jordan

But ok so everyone on here is like

bOYS! BOYS!! B0yS!!!! BOYS BRING ME SHIT!!!

I'm just so happy bc I'm on on my period rn and I'm grumpy and my dad bought me like a 24 ounce chamomile tea and chocolate ice cream omfg ily dad

I don't like boyS!!

THIS ISN'T EVEN A RANT I JUST WANTED TO SAY I DON'T DO PÈNIS AND I LOVE MY DAD

So if ur all like

No lesBO!!!

Then you shouldn't read my rants bc I'm always talking aBout the hot girls at my school and in shows and movies

I like boOBS!

I'm so queer I cANT

-Jordan

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