HIII hello my fellow perverts. This is part twentayyyy which I will be talking about a very sensitive topic.
Boys.
Ew.
They're hot boys and nerdy hot ones and sporty hot ones mostly hot boys. Sí? But then you have the not so hot ones.
Nigga damn.
So I've only had like two kind of dare I say boyfriends in my life. And A LOT of people I've had a crush on. I honestly don't need anything serious I think I'm too young for that shit.
And boys are great oh yes THYRE sooo cute with their wiggle faces and attitudes but they are strange creatures. like STRANGE.
Those bipolar little shits.
And I would go on and on about them and maybe talk about how much I want to squish each and every one of 5sos, but...
So anyways, I got hit on today by god I don't even know what they looked like but apparently I looked hot in my overalls? (Yes I wear overalls to school sometimes, they are cool OKAYYY!)
Random guy and I don't take compliments very well so being the awkward turtle I am I was like
"that's nice." *cue ashton Irwin voice*
So my crush who was my childhood best friend that I haven't talked to in years or hung out with goes to my school... (He was also my first kiss, swag) but he doesn't talk me he will talk to my friends but not me. Like da fuckaroni? Bish what?
I tried talking to him but he never responded to me...? I'm so confused and my best guy friend who is best friends with him told me that my crush is normally awkward and is nervous around me and cant talk to girls.
Well.
He talked to my two friends but not me?!
I'm a little pissed, but hey.
Oh yeah and all I have are guy friends at school because girls are too much drama for me, gross.
AND I HAVE THIS ONE FRIEND WHO IS AUSTRALIAN AND HE HAS A CUTE LITTLE ACCENT AWH HE'S SO CUTE. but I don't like him ahaha.
So as you can tell boys are complicated species that I will never figure out about.
I hope you can relate to me, so we can sulk and eat icecream and cry over fanficts together!! <3
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I KIND OF JUST REALIZED I NEVER SAID WHO I WAS OOPS. IT'S JADE WOOP. *twirls* Im back BITACHOS.
KUDOS IF YOU GUESSED I WAS LOL
