seriously?

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So it's Cat again.

I'm laughing so hard right now omg.

So remember how I got that scholarship a while ago for that high school?

You'd better.

So my school sends out this thing every week called "News and Notes" and all the high school scholarship winners were mentioned in it this week.

But I think my principal was high or some shit while writing it, because 1) she wrote one kid's name twice, 2) she wrote one guy's brother's name instead of his, and 3) she spelt my name with a K.

OH I'M SORRY, I'VE JUST BEEN GOING TO THIS FUCKING SCHOOL SINCE BEFORE I WAS EVEN CONCEIVED YOU TOTALLY HAVE THE RIGHT TO MISSPELL MY NAME

I'm just laughing so much right now because at dinner my brothers and I were saying that she was probably tripping on acid or some shit while she was writing it.

So that's something to tell the grandkids (not at all)

The screw-up is on the side/top/wherever and yes, that's my last name. Try pronouncing it, I bet you won't do it right.

Love you guys :)

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