Hey everybODY
IT'S JORDAN
guesS WHO HAS FOOD POISONING
I DO
It actually is so painful I cry like I got it from the Chinese food and I have thrown up 7 times today and i have eaten 5 ritz crackers. Then I threw them uP TOO.
IT HURTS SO BAD
PLEASE STOP STOMACH
but the worst part is I can feel it churning
Like I can feel my stomach trying to get rid of the nasty food and I can feel the acid swirling around and it's so painful I'm actually sobbing
I've eaten like the whole entire bottle of tums ugh
No but yoU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE
WHEN YOU DO THET WIERD BURP THING THAT TASTES SO VILE AND NASTY AND EW AND THAT BURP CONFIRMS SOMETHING IS WRONG
IT'S LIKE THE SIGNAL
I HATE IT IM SOBBING
ugh
But is it just me or does the song This Is How We Do by Katy Perry make anyone else want to get a bright red sports car and pull the hood down and have my hair down and sip a bottle of Arizona ice tea bc that's how it makes me feel tbh
And do you know what today is
Hmm
Do yA
It's me anD PHOENIX'S ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY YAY WE ARE BITH SICK I CRY BUT YAY ONE WEEK
and guys my one ( and only) friend Rachel slept over last night and we watched Hannah Montana and various shows involving guy fieri help me
I miss Hannah's horse blue jeans more than I miss her tbfh
Okay I'll go
Love you all
Don't get food poisoning
-sick
