Single life

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

It's the most annoying member of the squad!!

( Jordan)

So anywhore, I'm like so cry

Everyone has online relationships ( and real ones ) on here and I'm just like

:')

Smile through the pain

:')

But like forreal I'm like

Uhm

I have many good qualities

I can tell you anything you need to know about gay sex, 5sos, and tortoises

I eat a jar of Nutella daily

I'm fat af (97 pounds Ew pls leave you unwanted fat)

I cry a lot

I know all the lyrics to most fob and panic! Songs

Yeah

I see why I'm I'm single

I'm just here crying and cuddling my tortoise

His name is Geoff and I love him

Geoff says hi

I say hi

I'm really hyper and sad

NoT a GoOd MiX!

-loser outie •••

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