fridges hold food but when a full cup of pop your brother puts on the edge of the rack ends up on your pants, you start to question how safe fridges are.
I dont know about you people, but most of my accidents having to do with food have something to do with the fridge. But it may just be me...
I swear my fridge is possessed by fucking satan himself, bc every time i open the damn fridge something happens.
im crying bc ive had a good and bad day and idk which one out weighs and sad happened last so ya...
But anyways, MY FRIDGE ONLY EVER SPILLS ANYTHING ON ME. ITS LIKE THE ONLY WAY IT WILL STOP SPILLING FOOD OR DRINKS ON ME IS IF I SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL. BUT THE DEVIL IS TRICKY SO HE MAY STILL DO IT EVEN IF MY SOUL BELONGS TO HIM.
im weird i know, but its better than boring at least which i hope im not.
i rant a lot. this is my 3rd rant tonight. im sorry. im just bored and bad stuff keeps happening so i keep ranting.
KEEP FRIDGES AWAY FROM ME I HATE THEM NOW. MY MOM IS GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE FOR ME FROM NOW ON.
~julia
