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People are such idiots.

Before you start nodding your head and being like "You got that right, Cat, amen HALLELUJAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAAMEN *starts singing Take Me To Church*" hear me out.

So there's supposed to be this huge blizzard coming to where I live, and every time this sort of thing happens, everyone starts running around acting like the world is ending.

Which is frankly a mix between hilarious and idiotic seeing how I live in New England (Connecticut, to be precise, you know, that state that's close to the stuff you actually know about) and it snows pretty much every single winter.

Granted, a couple years ago there was this huge snowstorm where we got like 40-something inches of snow in one sitting (that was the worst shoveling job ever), but that hadn't happened for like 100 years and I seriously doubt one tiny blizzard is going to match up to that at all.

I had fucking early dismissal today, but it was an hour earlier than my usual early dismissal time, so I got out of school at 11:15...actually, my mom pulled me out like 10 minutes early, so...

But honestly! This happens every time there's a storm in my area. OH MY GOD IT'S A HURRICANE THAT'S ALREADY TRAVELED UP THE ENTIRE EASY COAST OF THE UNITED STATES! *everyone runs to the stores and buys every single perishable food item that's going to end up spoiling as soon as they lose power*

My mom is telling me to charge every electronic device I have so I can use it if our power gets knocked out. Not to mention she's gathered like eighteen flashlights so we can see if that really does happen.

For fuck's sake.

If I do lose power, I'll be sure to tell you guys. Don't worry, I won't leave you.

Oh, yeah, and one more thing. I hate anticipated blizzards, because the second we're told we're getting an early dismissal, every single one of my teachers say "Oh, and be sure to bring your binder/textbook/folder/whatever other shit you have for my class home so you can do the homework I assign to you over the three days we're probably going to have off, unless of course you lose power, because then you can't check the website *giggles like a Japanese school girl* have fun lugging 50 pounds of school supplies home!"

-_-

Fuck you, teachers.

Fuck you, weather.

Fuck you, weather-people.

Fuck everything.

-Cat

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