It's Cat AYEEE
I have returned with news from religion class.
Why the fuck did I write that like that wtf ok anywhore
So we continued with the Old Testament again today.
So we finished up with the grandchildren-children thing today (thank god) and moved on to something else.
Let me just quickly type out this bible verse for you (Genisis 24:2)
"He said to his oldest servant, who was in charge of all that he had, 'Place your hand between my thighs, and make a vow.'"
WHAT THE FUCK, BIBLE?!
Of course the second this was read like 10 hands shot up, including mine, of course, and we all waited for my teacher to finish reading the paragraph (where this dude, Abraham told his servant to go find a girl that was one of his relatives so that she could marry his son, and this girl ended up being his son's second cousin) and then everyone just like exploded with questions.
This one kid was like, "So, where did he place his hands again?"
Keep in mind this story was going on between two dudes at this point (nothing against homo, I'm just saying that apparently the bible has something against homosexuals but this was apparently a thing at one point).
And I ended up looking at the footnote for this thing and it said that thIS WAS A TRADITIONAL WAY OF MAKING AN UNBREAKABLE PROMISE BACK THEN
WTF BIBLE
THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
WTF BIBLE
WTF
