Yo yo it's Cat.
Ok so today in religion class (I go to a catholic school, we've been over this) we were reading something from the Old Testament.
A word of advice: don't read the Old Testament.
Unless you're Jewish, I guess.
But seriously, so we were reading about this guy named Lot and apparently his daughters thought there were no more men on earth (long story)
Other than their dad.
And those two wanted some kids.
So they made a plan
And that plan was to get their dad drunk (remember, it's their DAD) and that night, one of them would sleep with him
As in make love
Of frickle frackle
Or do the bang bang
Or fuck
Or have sex
However you want to put it
WITH THEIR DAD
So these two got their dad drunk and GOT THEMSELVES PREGGOS WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN-CHILDREN
of course the second we read this my class practically explodes
This one kid came up to me afterwards and was just like "so, if he was too drunk to even realize his daughter was there, how did he get an erection?"
HOW IS THAT THE FIRST QUESTION THAT POPS INTO YOUR MIND AFTER READING THAT
Also, I told this to another kid, and he asked me what an erection was.
This kid also didn't know what circumcision is.
He's 14.
Anywho...
HIS DAUGHTERS BASICALLY RAPED THEIR DAD
WTF
AND ALSO WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THOSE KIDS
OH LOOK, MY BROTHER-SON JUST LEARNED HOW TO WALK
????
THE OLD TESTAMENT IS SCREWED UP
AND GET THIS: THE OLDER DAUGHTER NAMED HER SON MOAB, WHICH APPARENTLY MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "FROM MY FATHER"
THESE PEOPLE WERE FUCKED UP
so now we get to go back to this discussion tomorrow
this should be interesting
