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Yo yo it's Cat.

Ok so today in religion class (I go to a catholic school, we've been over this) we were reading something from the Old Testament.

A word of advice: don't read the Old Testament.

Unless you're Jewish, I guess.

But seriously, so we were reading about this guy named Lot and apparently his daughters thought there were no more men on earth (long story)

Other than their dad.

And those two wanted some kids.

So they made a plan

And that plan was to get their dad drunk (remember, it's their DAD) and that night, one of them would sleep with him

As in make love

Of frickle frackle

Or do the bang bang

Or fuck

Or have sex

However you want to put it

WITH THEIR DAD

So these two got their dad drunk and GOT THEMSELVES PREGGOS WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN-CHILDREN

of course the second we read this my class practically explodes

This one kid came up to me afterwards and was just like "so, if he was too drunk to even realize his daughter was there, how did he get an erection?"

HOW IS THAT THE FIRST QUESTION THAT POPS INTO YOUR MIND AFTER READING THAT

Also, I told this to another kid, and he asked me what an erection was.

This kid also didn't know what circumcision is.

He's 14.

Anywho...

HIS DAUGHTERS BASICALLY RAPED THEIR DAD

WTF

AND ALSO WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THOSE KIDS

OH LOOK, MY BROTHER-SON JUST LEARNED HOW TO WALK

????

THE OLD TESTAMENT IS SCREWED UP

AND GET THIS: THE OLDER DAUGHTER NAMED HER SON MOAB, WHICH APPARENTLY MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "FROM MY FATHER"

THESE PEOPLE WERE FUCKED UP

so now we get to go back to this discussion tomorrow

this should be interesting

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