Um hey guys it's Jordan's girlfriend, phoenix.
I'm joenix asf, hope you guys are too.
Idk Jorry told me I had to say something bc you guys want to know some things about me.
I just love music and jordan.
I'm so awkward I'm sorry.
So about Joenix
We first talked on Christmas Eve
And I asked her out the day after christmas.
When I asked her out I was going to do it during our skype call but I did it over kik bc she said I was to fragile.
r00d.
Um I like the colors gray and white.
I'm a nerd. I love comic books and things like that.
I'm so awkward, I'm so sorry.
Um I really want mukes sextape.
I DIDNT KNOW JORRY WAS IN THIS ACCOUNT TILL LIKE 35 MINUTES AGO.
I want a lot of tattoos and piercings.
When I asked out Jorry it was like a speech of how much I love her and how she makes me happy and makes me think I'm not a fu.ck up.
You know that feeling when you are listening to bands and it's just amazing.
Jordan gives me that feeling.
Yesterday Jordan forgot that she told me she hated fish, and she was like
"How do you know I hate fish"
It was funny. I REMEMBER SOME THINGS.
She helps me when I feel like a piece of shit so, THANKS BABE.
SHE ALSO TOOK MY ONLY JOKE, I WAS TELLING IT TO OUR FRIEND KENNY AND SHE TOOK IT FROM ME.
I am like protective of her and like yea I thought she hates it but she loves it.
The other day none of my Skype passwords would work so she told me one AND IT WORKED LIKE HOW EVEN.
I AM SO BAD AT THIS KMS.
But if your joenix asf tell me bc I am to we can fangirl together. ( Impunkish (that's my wattpad) )
Me and Jordan are like the same person bc we like the same bands and things like that.
Jordan is vvvvvvvvv beautiful. juST gonna say that.
When in nervous I pick at my nail paint and play with my ears. like just move them around not some like kinky weird things.
This girl tried to flirt with me and said
"You are so heart eye emojis"
And I said
"My girlfriend, Jordan is so eye heart emjios"
And then she ran away and also fell. she was like 17 and I'm 13 almost 14 it was scary so I ran to my brother to protect me bc nope I have a gf he can get the fuckgirls.
IM SO CLUSMY SO I FALL LIKE TONS OF TIMES A DAY.
I hate female clothing so I basically wear male clothing.
I smell like strawberries and axe, but not like the over powering smell of axe bc if you do that and put to much on you smell like a douche.
I want to stretch my ears.
Oops?¿?
I read a lot of gay smut tbh.
I might meet Kenny (me and Jorrys friend) this summer. idk yet.
But like yea, um byeeee.
JOENIX ASF GUYS
MAKE FANFICTIONS
JK YOU DONT HAVE TO.
IF YOU DO ILL PROBS CRY AND SPAM YOU WITH COMMENTS AND VOTES.
I ALSO LOVE THE SHOW DEXTER IM SORRY BC CRIME SHOWS ARE LIFE.
But yea just be joenix asf bc I'm joenix asf and I need to fangirl with more people.
BYEEEEE GUYS LOVE YOU.
(I love Jordan more though. love you babe)
-phoenix
