DAMMIT JOHN

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I was just outside throwing a frisbee with my brother.

That was stupid of me.

So we had been doing it for like half an hour at least and I was starting to get tired and so I was like "Hey john can we go inside soon" and he was like "yeah just let me have one more good throw"

This continued for about ten minutes.

Then I was like "John come on I want to go inside"

And he's like "one more throw!!1!!"

And the next thing I know there's a thud and my nose is killing me.

I was wearing my glasses and my brother hit me in the face with a frisbee.

My eyeballs are throbbing now.

Plus I have this bruise on my nose now (you can sort of see it in the picture) and my nose hurts and I don't think it's broken or anything but SERIOUSLY JOHN

WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE GONE INSIDE THE FIRST TIME I ASKED

FFS

I'M GOING TO HAVE THIS STUPID BRUISE ON MY NOSE NOW

UGH

I'LL LEAVE NOW

-A VERY ANGRY CAT

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