It's 2:37 Jordan go to bed

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hey it's jordan!!

I forgot to take my sleeping pills and I'm all hyper lel

I am watching camp Takota and I just love Hannah hart so much words don't explain it

Oh and by the way I'm married to @calumcuddler

She's my wife and we are honeymooning in Canada and Paris!

I LoVe YoU lAuReN!

Ok basically I'm just really really amped up rn

I want to snuggle someone ugh geidhdhievgeegejiriasfh

My birthday is in like 18 days omfg

Jan 4 put it on your calendars!!!!!!!

I think I'm high

But drugs are scary

I'm really insane right now!!

Every1 go read Lauren's new book Stockholm syndrome !!

Bye m8s <3!

~jordan

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