Call 911 !!!

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HEY GUYS!!111!1!1 

This is jade and thhis is going to be a really quick rant, sorry but im really excitefd igth now and idk if yiull eunderstand this at teh very end because im typing quikc because literally having a n heaartattack rn but kay here it = goes...

so being teh little sneaky person i am, lik ei cold literyay get away fwith anythng as long as im sneaky adn no one catches me anyways back to the point i was on my moms computer and i like to go through teh search history just becuase im curious george adn i was scrollign down adn i noticed on one of the recent searhc rtabs it showed "5 sec of summer tickets irvine" 

AND GUYS I REALIZED I NEVER SEARCHED THIS BECAUSE I NEVR LOOK OLINE FOR 5SOS TICKETS BC WHY TOTRUTRE MYSELF LIKE THAT BC IM BROKE AF ADN TCKET S CONCERTS THAT ARE NOT MINE MAKE ME FVEYR SAD (i always tyoe 5sos not 5 sec of summer, also)

ZSO I THOUGHT HOLYMUTHERFUCKCINGSHITSLORJESUSHELPME WHAT IF MUY MOM SEARCHED THIS ADN IS GETTING ME TICKET S FOR THE TOUR NEXT YEAR I WOULD LITERALLY CRY FOR TEN MINUTES AND THROW UO AND PASS ORUT AND GUT OFF MY ARMS AND LEGS , JESUS CHRIST HELP MEDHWIEWOF

so i scrolled up anfd it showed some website and then it said "Billing" and then anotehr tab saif "Delivery & Confirmation" 

SO I AM PRAYING AND HOPING THAT MY MOM ACTALLY GO TME TICKETS AND OMFG I CANT CALL 911 NOW IM CHOKING MYSELF

illkl kewp your udayated (website btw was called concerts.livenation.com)

wow this was not a wuic rant aftersll im very sorry so exitef rn kay bye, loves ♥ 

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