hi its julia.
i dont really have much of a rant bc i just felt like updating even though i can say THAT MY PARENTS FIGHTING IS SO LOUD JUST SHIT THEY CANT BE QUIET FOR THEIR CHILD?
but im going to talk about jokes that i learned from little kids...
at this show about amazing pets, starting off on the preshow, they talked about jokes and little kids got to say jokes into the microphone. some we SO CUTE ASDFDDGJFKDFLKA
like...
"Why did the bee get married? Because it found it's honey."
"Why can't you give Else a balloon? Because she'll let it go."
"Why did the witch go to the beach? She wanted to be a sandwich"
"If you were a triangle you'd be acute one"
"what bean sings? the black eyed peas"
then i also heard this joke between some 16 yr old guys.
"I dont wanna do math, i wanna do you." and i just gave them a wink and they laughed. i basically fLIRTED WITH SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS LIFE GOAL and they talked to me and my parents were like "come on"
MY PARENTS DONT LIKE MY HAIR BC I WEAR MY BANGS "EMO" BUT WHO CARES BC I DONT
bye bye loves xx
~julia
