greetings, everybody. tis i, ellie, come with a rant about animatronic animals and pizza.
(sorry for not being on in ages)
well then, let's get out rant on.
today's rant is about five nights at freddys.
other wise known as tHE MOST TERRIFYING THING EVER KNOW TO HUMANKIND
so cy posted a story about it.
it was all over my tumblr dash.
my six year old brother told me about it (?!?!?!!??)
five nights at freddys.
i made a mental note to check it out sometime.
so today, 11th november 2014, i end up home sick (that's another thing to rant about)
so i say 'how bad could it be??'.
so i google it, and read the majority of the wikia.
and then i made the biggest mistake yet.
i looked it up on youtube.
i click on the first one.
it's the markipler one.
at first, not too bad.
tHEN FUDGING BONNIE MOVED
HE KEPT MOVING
AND RHE THE POWER WENT OUT
AND THE FUDGING JINGLE BEGAN
AND FREDDYS EYES APPEARD
and then the night ended
on to night two
BONNIE AND CHICA MOVED
AND THEN FOXY CAME OUT
AND THEN FOXY XMAE OUT AN KILLED HIM
MY HWART IS ETILL PUNDING
let me give you a run down of the characters...
bonnie: FUDGING TERRIFYING
chica: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
freddy: *burns all teddy bears in the house*
foxy: okay bUT STILL TERRIFYING
i'm not even gonna try watching fnaf2
i guess foxy is my fave cause foxes and pirates are cool
conclusion: i don't think ill be eating pizza any time soon.
- a terrified ellie
