R u kiddin wow

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It's jordan hey hey hi

Is it hi or hey

AnywaY

Im like 4009% done with my dad

Like all the sudden he's like

Guess what

Grandma and grandpa are coming over

M8 reallY

R E A L L Y

like its my rude grandpa I was talking about on like my first real rant remember that asshole

He's coming and my homophobic grandma thx guys

At least they'll probably give me money ayee

Im probably actually using all my christmas money to redecorate my room smh smh smh

But I want it to look cute so ugh

AnD OMG I dip dyed my hair with
KOOLAID
In
MAY

And it's still kinda iN WTF THIS IS LONGER LASTING THAN HAIR DYE

sgdscgfyjjv

I can't wait to go shopping tbh like my room will look so good at the end

But my favorite part about my room is that I have one of those little window bench seat things god bless I just need a cushion

I wish my hair would stop frizzing cry

Im cleaning the bathroom

Cry

Im skyping Phoenix again on Wednesday

Happy cry

She's so cute I can't guys I just caNT

Like she had this adventure time hat on when we skyped last and she looked like such a lil qt pie usvgcfcxdgf

Maybe ill get her to say something on here Idk Kat can she like say hi or naw is this allowed

You guys will love her shes so amaZING YRCFRYDYHY

I rant on here so so so often you all probably really hate me sgdscgfyjjv

Btw is thong burn a thing bc I have been wearing thongs all week and my butt crack hurts omfg

- Jordan outtie

Not of the closet but u know whet it'll happen one day

And by the way my new favorite song is bad girls club by falling in reverse its so amazing listen to iT

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