guys i don't know what the chapter limit is, but we need a second rant book or this could be the end of the rants oh my god
yeah anyways i hAVE HUGE NEWS
so like guys,
my mom and i were talking and i have this loopy eye that likes to not look at what i focus on and start to move around stupidly.
it's a wall eye, it makes me look like i'm retarded.
so, yeah anyways, mom was like "ugh, we can't fix that eye anymore, we'll just get you an eyepatch or something. you'll be that awesome pirate you always wanted to be when you were four." and she said,"we'll even get you a hook and all. you already have the yellow teeth, pirate right there."
yey imma be fexy ayee
aND I'MF LAUGHJBG OH M GHJD I'M GOING TO BE A LEGIT PIRATE NOW
