So we all know that Cy is a male/female/shemale/shim/copy of Michael Clifford.
It's obvious.
So I decided I am going to be weird and compare myself to another member of 5SOS.
My little Ashy-poo.
In other words, Ashton Irwin.
I know that I'm being really stupid and stuff comparing myself to him but I'm bored and I didn't actually write anything yesterday so yeah.
Point A: fingers
I have kind of weirdly long fingers. Maybe it's just the fact that my dad has stubby little short ones, but they're as long as his. And we all know Ashton's fingers, though mine are not quite long enough to make my hand bigger than my face.
Yet.
Point B: I'm a hairy-ass girl (not my ass, I mean...never mind)
Basically I'm really fucking hairy. Like, awkwardly hairy. My arms are like a gorilla's, my leg hair grows in like a day, and I'm just all-around an ape.
Point C: STOP SWEARING
When I'm in a text conversation with multiple people and someone swears, I immediately type something like "LANGUAGE" or "DONT SWEAR" or something like that. Then I'll go and turn around and start cussing my heart out here on Wattpad.
Point D: curly hair
This one is kind of stupid, but Ash and I both have the curls. Also, our hair kind of darkened a bit as we've gotten older and stuff, though that's kind of irrelevant since he straightened his hair for a while (which I have done also) and that made it lighter.
Conclusion: Honestly, I'm just really fucking bored right now. I can't actually drum, so this is not entirely true. I'm also not the oldest in my group of friends. I'm just bored and saw these comparisons with my fav. I just got a shot at the doctor's (ugh) and my mom is accusing me of slacking off on my school work. First off, ouch, and second, that's totally not true.
*sarcastic smirk*
But yeah she's going to kill me in the near future most likely.
And for anyone who's wondering who's weird and vain enough to compare themself with a 5SOS member, I'll give you a hint.
My brother clogged the toilet again.
;)
