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So it's Catherine again (I told you I'd be back)

So I'm the youngest sibling in my family. And it fucking sucks.

I get so annoyed when on TV shows and stuff they show the youngest kid getting away with everything just because they're the youngest and stuff and because they're cute and adorable and all that shit.

Let me tell you, that is not how it works for me.

Being the youngest means you're the last one to experience everything. Like, I would hear all these stories from my two older brothers (who are both incredibly annoying) about stuff they did in like 8th grade or something and I'd be stuck waiting for it for AT LEAST FOUR YEARS (my oldest brother is four years older than me). Plus, another thing is that you aren't allowed to do stuff that your older siblings can do. Like my parents still haven't even let me see Mean Girls (although I watched it on my own without them knowing and then I watched it at my "friend's" house in Halloween) and while neither of my brothers have seen it either, my parents would probably be cool with them just randomly watching it for no reason.

Yet another thing is corruption. My brothers corrupted me by showing me this tv show called Community (best show ever btw) when I was about ten, and that, my friends, is where I learned most of the swear words I know, along with what a condom is. Thanks, Peter and John.

I mean trust me, I love my older brothers, but it's really annoying and just all around difficult to cope with them a majority of the time just because they know more than me about the world and stuff and they have to constantly remind me of this. I don't give a fuck if they know what the capital of Iceland is (Reykjavik) or what the first movie musical was (I'm pretty sure it was The Jazz Singer). I don't care if they have a tiny bit more useless knowledge in their brains than I do, but honestly, being the youngest means living in someone's shadow. And that's really irritating.

I want people to know me for me, not because I'm Peter or John's little sister. Because I have my own personality. I'm my own person. And I don't want to be compared to people.

This got kind of deep okay woah let me take it back now and say something weird like uh Ashton Irwin's fingers are longer than a king sized Hershey bar ok goodnight.

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