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So while everyone else has to put up with periods and boyfriend drama, I've embarrassed myself on a major scale tonight.

Like even more major than when I got stuck in a baby swing and my parents had to call the fire department (story for another time)

So I was at this play that my friend was in and btw it was AMAZING and so he didn't have much of a major role but when he came out for the bows I was stupid and decided to scream out DA NUGE (his last name is Nugent, it's his nickname) and it came out REALLY FUCKING LOUD

LIKE SO LOUD THAT EVEN THOUGH I WAS ON THE SECOND LEVEL HE HEARD ME LOUD AND CLEAR

so after it was over I went to the lobby and I saw him and told him I was the one that screamed his name and he just repeated "oh god" over and over again.

So now I'm legit freaking out that I'm going to get a bunch of shit on Monday if he tells people.

WHAT DO I DO????

HELP ME

and the thing is that I don't even have a crush on this guy or anything (because not every living, breathing, walking thing with a penis is crush-worthy for me unlike some other people though not anyone else who writes in this) I'm just really fucking embarrassed because EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THERE HEARD ME

WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT

HELP

IM DROWNING IN MY OWN SEA OF STUPID EMBARRASSMENT

this was Catherine btw and I have one more completely unrelated rant for later but I'll wait a little for it.

Fuck my life

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