Wtf gramps

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Ok it's Jordan again already oh hot damn

OkAyY so my dad is bein a lil bitch and he's like ' lel I'm makin grandpa and grandma watch u bc I'm going out 2nite!'

iM fOuRtEeN dAd!!

So anyway normally idc my grandma is rlly gr8

BUT MY GRANDPA IS TERRIBLE DHRIEKIEKKRHRIIRHOROWTIVZQU

like ok so I made a cake bc hungry so my grandpa told me 2 do the dishes and I'm like Ew fine

Right

So I did the dishes that I made right

And this lil fuck was like

" U DIDN'T DO THE DISHES!!!!!!!! "

Like yes I did

And he's like

" bACK IN MY CHILDHoOD, I CLEANED THE WHOLE HOUSE AND FED THE CAtTLE AND TENDED TO THE CHICKENS!!!"

So he was yelling v much and I cry v much so now I'm crying ANd my mascara is everywhere

I h8 u ya fuckin wanker grandpa

-jordan

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