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So I was just on omegle and I just wanted to quickly share this awesome conversation I just had.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like 5sos

Stranger: Hiii

Me: Hiii

Stranger: What's up?

Me: The worLD IS ENDING

Me: I HAVE SEEN A SHIRTLESS PICTURE OF ASHTON IRWIN

Stranger: WHy

Stranger: OMFG IKR

Me: HIDE YOUR VEGEMITE HES COMING

Stranger: OMG OMG

Me: MY EYES ARE GOING TO BURN OUT OF MY SKULL FROM HIS HOTNESS

Stranger: HES SO HOT LIKE DAYM

Me: WAIT IS THAT A WILD CALUM HOOD IN THE DISTANCE

Me: FOLLOWED BY A LUKE HEMMINGS AND A CLIFFOCONDA

Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE

Me: WHAT ARE WE GOINGTO DO

Me: I KNOW LAUNCH PIZZA AT THEM

Stranger: RUN AND KEEP RUNNING DONT LOOK BACK JUST GRAB YOUR VEGEMITE AND NUTELLA

Me: MICHAEL WANTS ANOTHER SLIIIIIIIIIIICE

Me: THEYVE SURROUNDED ME

Me: I FEEL FAINT

Stranger: SHIT WE AINT PREPARED AND DOMINOS TAKES AT LEAST 30 MINUTES TO DELIVER

Me: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

Stranger: IM ON MY WAY DONT WORRY I HAVE NUTELLA

Me: OH MY GOD LUKE IS ACTUALLY TAKING OFF HOS SHIRT

Me: HOLY MOTHER OF

Stranger: OMG OMG SMEAR NUTELLA ON HIM

Me: BUT

Me: ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

Stranger: BUT YOU CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LICK HIS STOMACH

Me: *lightly touched his abs*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF IVE GONE TOO FAR IN

Stranger: WE ARE GONNA DIE

Me: CALUM IS AIR HUMPING ME AND I DONT KNOW WHY

Stranger: HES WILD OMG

Me: MICHAEL IS DYING HIS HAIR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

Stranger: OMG!!!!! WHATS ASH DOING??!

Me: I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABUT ALL THIS

Stranger: AHSLAJSHSAKSH

Me: HES...keeking it

Me: WELL THATS ASHTON FOR YOU

After this we basically just talked a little more and exchanged Instagram users and it was awesome AND SOMEONE THINKS IM FUNNY YAY

So yeah I should go to sleep now

Catherine, out

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