So I was just on omegle and I just wanted to quickly share this awesome conversation I just had.
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like 5sos
Stranger: Hiii
Me: Hiii
Stranger: What's up?
Me: The worLD IS ENDING
Me: I HAVE SEEN A SHIRTLESS PICTURE OF ASHTON IRWIN
Stranger: WHy
Stranger: OMFG IKR
Me: HIDE YOUR VEGEMITE HES COMING
Stranger: OMG OMG
Me: MY EYES ARE GOING TO BURN OUT OF MY SKULL FROM HIS HOTNESS
Stranger: HES SO HOT LIKE DAYM
Me: WAIT IS THAT A WILD CALUM HOOD IN THE DISTANCE
Me: FOLLOWED BY A LUKE HEMMINGS AND A CLIFFOCONDA
Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
Me: WHAT ARE WE GOINGTO DO
Me: I KNOW LAUNCH PIZZA AT THEM
Stranger: RUN AND KEEP RUNNING DONT LOOK BACK JUST GRAB YOUR VEGEMITE AND NUTELLA
Me: MICHAEL WANTS ANOTHER SLIIIIIIIIIIICE
Me: THEYVE SURROUNDED ME
Me: I FEEL FAINT
Stranger: SHIT WE AINT PREPARED AND DOMINOS TAKES AT LEAST 30 MINUTES TO DELIVER
Me: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
Stranger: IM ON MY WAY DONT WORRY I HAVE NUTELLA
Me: OH MY GOD LUKE IS ACTUALLY TAKING OFF HOS SHIRT
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF
Stranger: OMG OMG SMEAR NUTELLA ON HIM
Me: BUT
Me: ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LICK HIS STOMACH
Me: *lightly touched his abs*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF IVE GONE TOO FAR IN
Stranger: WE ARE GONNA DIE
Me: CALUM IS AIR HUMPING ME AND I DONT KNOW WHY
Stranger: HES WILD OMG
Me: MICHAEL IS DYING HIS HAIR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Stranger: OMG!!!!! WHATS ASH DOING??!
Me: I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABUT ALL THIS
Stranger: AHSLAJSHSAKSH
Me: HES...keeking it
Me: WELL THATS ASHTON FOR YOU
After this we basically just talked a little more and exchanged Instagram users and it was awesome AND SOMEONE THINKS IM FUNNY YAY
So yeah I should go to sleep now
Catherine, out
