BIRTHDAY

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So I'm jumping on this before anyone else can.

MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD IS 19 FUCKING YEARS OLD TODAY

I THINK THERES A REASON THAT T IS NEXT TO Y ON A KEYBOARD BECAUSE I ALMOST JUST WRITE TEARS INSTEAD OF YEARS

TO YOU HEAR MY PAIN

ANYWAY, EVEN THOUGH HES NEVER GOING TO READ THIS, MICHAEL CLIFFORD, YOU ARE THE WORLD'S CUDDLIEST KITTEN. WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU TO GO BALD, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, TO QUOTE T SWIZZLE, YOU GOT THE HELLA GOOD HAIR SO COME ON OVER SO WE CAN SHAKE

Michael is a ball of sunshine wrapped in an adorable sweater paws, colored balding head coating. He's a guitar and video game playing, singing, 6'3" dork that we all love, no matter how much we insult him. He makes us all smile when we feel like we could never smile again. He's an IDIOT, and we all love and appreciate his idiocy. I don't know what I would do without Michael. So much would be missing from my life, now that I've been sucked into the 5sos fam. I feel like my heart is divided into five parts: one for each boy, and then one more little sliver for everything else in my life. Today, Michael's section is glowing and beating about a million times faster than the others.

I love Michael Clifford. Our cliffoconda is officially 19.

And I couldn't be more proud.

-Cat

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