Get your shit together wattpad

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Hey there!!

noPE THAT'S EMBARRASSING

It's jordan :))))

Ok nope not the smiley face bc I'm pissed off

Ok so idk if its just me, but I'm on my laptop and my wattpad notifications and like my news feed isn't loading???

Like its only showing shït that has happened more than fIVE HOURS AGO IM 300% DONE

U DUMBASS CANADIAN WEBSITE UR A PIECE OF SHÎT YOU HEAR ME YA TRASH

IM ANGRY

AND COLD

AND MY DAD GOT NEW FISH AND THEY ARE OSCARS AND WE CALL THEM NUBBINS AND THEY EAT LIL FEEDER FISH

I AM WITNESSING CANIBALISM

oH and okay so for those of you who are like pop af you probably won't like this baNd but theres this band I found recently called new politics and they are heAven aND THEY CAME TO PHILLY JUST ON NOVEMBER 29 I MISSED IT IM BAWLING

their song harlem is amaZING

they're like a mix of pop punk and dance rock I love them

OH AND LOUIS

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIM

Just google New politics aNd look at the drummer

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-J O R D A N

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