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So it's Cat.

I just found out I have a sinus infection and I have to take Claritin D along with two pills until it gets better.

Fuck.

And you know the worst part?

I have fluid in my ear.

My EAR

My ear is fucking important to me, and now it's getting difficult to hear out of it. I don't think I could live without hearing stuff. Plus I need it so I can yell at people when they sing off key during play practice this Thursday.

Oh, and did I mention that I also have a band concert tonight?

Where there's going to be a squeaky-ass piccolo and I'm going to be surrounded by tone-deaf trumpet players?

And people who can't keep simple time with the conductor on the drums?

Because I am.

Also, I have to conduct 4th graders in a fucking 4/4 song. ITS FOUR BEATS TO A MEASURE AND ALL YOURE PLAYING IS QUARTER NOTES DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT MUCH HELP KEEPING TIME

*sighs*

Fuck my life, guys.

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