Powerpuff girls (male reader insert)

Octi evil

(Opening shot: the city skyline in the early evening.)

Narrator: The city of Townsville...

(Pull back to show a large, three-headed snake rearing up over the buildings.)

Narrator: ...is under attack!

(The individual heads begin to smash and chew up bits of the architecture, after which the camera cuts to the flight of...)

Narrator: The Powerpuff Girls!

(The snake stops short at their arrival. Blossom and Buttercup each pound one of the heads in the kisser, and Bubbles knocks the wind out of the third. Additional blows from the girls knock the heads spinning, causing the necks to tangle up into a large knot. Blossom grabs the tail, Buttercup the heads, and they fly in opposite directions to stretch the snake out. Bubbles flies into view and begins jumping rope in midair with happy cries of "Whee!" Blossom and Buttercup are swinging the ends of the snake for her.)

Narrator: It seems once again, the day is saved. But what's this?

(As he continues, pull back to show that all these events are taking place on TV. The set is in a room with a single decorating theme—pink, pink, and even more pink. A silhouetted figure is watching; it has a long, curled beard and a hooked nose.)

Narrator: It appears our girls are secretly being monitored, but by whom? (panicky, terror-stricken) Oh, no! Not— I—I—I can't say it!

(Camera turns around to reveal the owner of the silhouette: "HIM," a red figure with a devil's face fixed in a wide, toothy grin, sitting on a pink sofa. It wears makeup, a woman's red jacket and skirt with pink tulle at the collar and hemline, and black, thigh-high, spike-heeled boots. In place of hands, it has lobster pincers. Zoom in slowly.)

Narrator: This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! (low voice, ominous) The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... ..."Him".

("Him" sounds like Tiny Tim—high, effeminate, silly—and his voice echoes as if in a cave.)

"Him": Oh, snake beast, (reclining on the sofa) you didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could you let the Powerpuff Girls (sitting up; his eyes glow and his voice becomes very sinister and growling) humiliate you (effeminate voice) so completely, hmm?

(Close-up of Buttercup, holding the snake over her head. The whole thing is now knotted up.)

Buttercup: Yo, Blossom! Catch!

(Pull back as she throws it, then cut to behind it as it sails toward Blossom.)

Blossom: Buttercup, not so hard! Aaaghh!

(Her words trail off into a scream as the snake slams into her and carries her along like a fly stuck to the windshield of a Mack truck. The camera follows it as it smashes through a building, then pans over to an office window. Inside are the Mayor and Ms. Bellum.)

Blossom: Sorry about that, Mayor.

Mayor: Oh, that's okay.

(Close-up of Blossom and Bubbles, who is resting her hand on her chin and looking over at her sister.)

Blossom: (angrily) It wouldn't have happened if Buttercup wouldn't throw so hard.

(Pan right; now we see Bubbles and Buttercup.)

Buttercup: Well, if you could only catch—

(Pan back and forth as Bubbles follows the argument with her eyes.)