Tiara Trouble

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(The episode starts with a Space Towtruck theme song on TV)

Chorus: Space Towtruck. Flying over the rings with a comet's destiny. Space Towtruck forever. Yeah!

(The TV zooms out as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup are eating pancakes)

Buttercup: (While putting syrup on her pancakes) Man. I can't believe Space Towtruck figured out how to avoid all of that paperwork after that neptunium moving violation. (Squirts the whole bottle of syrup on her pancakes without noticing as Blossom looks at her, annoyed) What a vehicle.

TV: Hey, TV watchers, see, do you like getting dressed up?

Bubbles: (With syrup on her mouth) I like getting dressed up.

TV: Well, are you a Townsville resident?

Bubbles: (Quickly flies to the TV on the floor) I am, I am.

TV: Then you can't miss this chance to enter the Townsville Beauty, Talent, And All-'Round, All-Inclusive Flair Pageant.The winner will get this mysterious crystal tiara of unknown origin.

Bubbles: (Looks at the tiara in admiration)

(At jail, Fuzzy Lumpkins, the Gangreen Gang, and Mojo Jojo all look at the tiara with the same reaction)

Mojo Jojo: (With tiaras in his eyes) The things I could do with the tiara. (Starts dreaming)

Mojo Jojo (in dream wearing drag and the crown): Like the praised princess of them. (He does a tiny laugh and snaps back to reality as the Gangreen Gang and Fuzzy Lumpkins angrily look at him) Oh. I mean, (Raises a gun) Mojo has much crime to do. (Aims the gun and blows up the wall and he escapes)

Ace: Hey, boys, let's go win us a tiara. (He, and the rest of the gang, along with Fuzzy Lumpkins run out)

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Not after's you don't wait it fires.

(Back the PPG's house)

TV: Enter now.

Bubbles: A pageant would be so much fun. (Her face turns shocked and drops it) I don't really have a talent.

Buttercup: What about that annoying singing?

Bubbles: Oh, yeah! (Sings in a beautiful harmonizing voice which breaks all the glass from the windows of their living room, bedroom, and a car outside their house)

Blossom: (Flies over to Bubbles) That's beautiful. Sing like that and you win for sure.

Bubbles: Well... I don't know if I want to do it alone and you... It might be scary.

Blossom: You won't be alone. Buttercup and I will plan everything. All you have to do is be your sweet self and have fun.

Buttercup: Pssh. No way, dudes. I don't want to be part of some lame pageant.

Blossom: Yeah, you're right, Buttercup. Pageants can be pretty competitive.

Whispering Voice: Competitive. (The word goes in and out of Buttercup's head)

Buttercup: OK, guys, let's do this. Where do we sign up? What's our game plan? Whose kneecaps do I have to smash? (Punches her fists together and laughs) This is gonna be fun.

(At the pageant, Snake is brushing her hair, Fuzzy is practicing his singing Lil' Arturo is spraying his head, and Mojo Jojo is practicing his dancing as Blossom walks in with Bubbles, who is holding ice cream on a cone, and Buttercup floating in in a black business suit with a white shirt underneath wearing a green tie and black sunglasses)

Buttercup: Move aside, people. Talent coming through.

Bubbles: This is so fun!

Blossom: I know. I got the whole day planned.

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