Today's riffers are...
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Jonah Heston (J)
Tom Servo (T)
Crow T. Robot (C)
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C- Welp, I'm gonna have to do the prayer again.
Others- NO.
CHAPTER 1
A FOREST
PRESENT
"You heard me, Midnight!" Shouted a human with dragon horns, wings, and a tail, and black clothes. "Break it up, guys! Dark,
C- DARK?
PLEASE state your reasons to stay away from tigers." Said a calm dragon human similar to Dark,
T and C- DARK?!
but had white dots on her face and white dragon things.
J- I've just figured it out. Her name is Light.
T- Dragon things?
"Well, they are secretly with the GRIFFINS!" Dark explained. "NO!" Said the white human-dragon. "Yes, that is just a legend." Said a human dragon, but with night sky dragon things.
C- Okay, book, WHAT ARE THE DRAGON THINGS?
"Midnight, tigers ARE dangerous! They form in PACKS!" Dark shouted. "Pearl, do you agree?" Asked Midnight as she looked over to a white human dragon.
L- This dragon is thingless!
"No." Pearl said. Then, Dark heard a rustle in the bush. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Dark shouted, tugging onto her big sister's tail. "It IS windy..." Sighed Midnight, HATING to prove Dark right.
T- In what? See, these books confuse me to death.
"Who said anything about TIGERS?!" Asked a tiger human with tiger ears and tiger tail and had a ripped tiger shirt with black gloves with tiger stripes on her face..
L- Woah, I didn't know a sentence could have too many "tiger"'s, but here we are.
"TIGEEEEERR! RUN!" Midnight screamed as they ran into the woods with the tiger human rushing behind. Pearl turned into a normal dragon and flew up above. "TASTY DRAGONS! Mother would be happy!" Smiled the tiger human. The tiger human then tripped and passed out.
C- Hah! WEAK!
"Midnight! Let's fix the tiger human's tail!" Dark said as they fixed the tiger human's tail and ran up a tree as she woke up. "Yes! My tail!" Shouted the tiger human with joy. She climbed the tree that the dragon humans were up in and found them.
J- (a la tiger) "Peakaboo!"
"NO! WE FIXED YOUR TAIL!!" Shouted Dark. "You did?
L- (a la tiger, "that was easy") Huh.
Well, my name is Tigal. How about you?" Asked the tiger human. "PEARL! GET DOWN HERE!" Dark called. "Oh, I am Pearl." Said Pearl. "And I am Dark." "And I am Midnight." Said the dragons. And that is how they met Tigal.
T- Beautiful. "The End." Alright guys, how about we head on out and-
J- Wait a second, but it says "chapter one".
C- THERE'S MORE?!
L- Sadly...
CHAPTER 2
JAGUAR FORESTS
A FEW YEARS LATER
"MIDNIGHT! Do you REALLY want to do this NOW?!" Pearl asked, annoyed. "C'mon, the quests will help us get SCROLLS!" Midnight said as she got out crystal shards and paid a normal jaguar with purple spots. "Tell me our quest." Said Dark. "Sorry if you can hear a doorbell ding, you like a bell that I can ring, because all I can do is rhyme and sing."
L- What. The. Hell. Is. That.
Said the jaguar. "Just TELL ME!" Midnight burst with excitement. "Do you see the burst and chaunt, Is the Celestial Rune Quest what you want?" Asked the jaguar.
J- You'd think with having to rhyme all her life she'd know perfect rhyme words, but I guess not.
"YES!" Shouted Midnight and Tigal.
"To summon Star Creatures,
In the telescope's location,
Then Sun, Moon, and Stars
And the Book of Constellations.
L- Do you guys know about Great Wolf Lodge?
To the Armillary Stargazer
For the Rune's great attraction:
The power to call
Your Star Creatures to action.
C- Yeah. Why?
To the telescope nook
The STAIRS you must climb
Then turn quickly to look
And you will find it in time.
The sun shines bright
It rays unfold.
L- I stole this entire quest from a spellbook they had.
Look among the PINES
And Behold.
Over to TANGLED the wise person goes
J- OH WOW.
Where each bold magi sees.
A moon that glows and each one knows
It isn't made of cheese.
T- This is the lowest you've ever stooped.
L- I know.
You've come quite a way,
You can't give up now
You will find it somehow.
To the ARMILLARY STARGAZER now you must tell who lives,
Not far from the FAIRIES PAINTING DWELLS."
C- Oh, yeah, no, this is TOTALLY Great Wolf Lodge!
Said the jaguar. "WOW! I REALLY want to TAKE ON THIS QUEST RIGHT NOW!" Dark and Midnight screamed. "As soon as I sing the quest, you must run on and try your best."
T- Hear that, guys? RUN! GO! RUN!
J- C'MON, NOW!
"What is your name?" Tigal asked. "I will tell you my name and you should know, I am a jaguar that is named Rose." Sad the jaguar. And off they went.
C- Hey, that didn't rhyme!
J- It kinda did.
C- I'M ONTO YOU, ROSE...
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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