Star Trek Imagines Book 2

Kirk

Here's another imagine. Requests are open. Enjoy!!!

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Today was the day I got revenge...you see, for the past few day my food had been disappearing, so...I'm gonna prank whoever keeps taking it. Now, I set up a camera in front of my desk to try and catch the food stealer in action...and I did...it was none other than our very own Captain Perfect Hair. Well today he was probably gonna become Captain Angry Hair but no one steals my food and gets away with it...not even my boyfriend Jim...

I got up early and headed to the bridge, I was so early that the night shift workers were still there...I walked over to my desk and began assembling my masterpiece. As I worked, I got a few odd looks from people, but it didn't bother me because by now, I'd gotten used to the looks. By the time my shift actually started, my plan was in place...I set the camera to record and got on with my shift.

A few hours later, Jim arrived to start his shift. He walked over to me and kissed my head before heading to his chair. When he then went over to where I had place my snack for later, I became really excited and had to try with all my effort, not to jump for joy at what was about to happen. I busied myself with the buttons infront of me and from the corner of my eye, could see Jim heading over to my food. I turned slowly to watch what he did and sure enough, he went to grab it, he got closer and closer to it...

"Keptin...ve need your help..."

"NO!!!"

Everyone turned to me after my little out burst...I stood there frozen...trying desperately to think of something to say...

"Sorry...I'm practising my evil villain being defeated moment...carry on..."

I turned around quickly and busied myself once again...evil villain defeat moment?! Seriously...that's the best you could come up with brain?!

About an hour or two later, Jim returned back to my food, I was talking to Uhura as I watched him get closer once again...

"Captain...I would be most grateful if you could assist me in taking a look at this..."

"DAMMIT!!!"

Once again everyone turned to me...I froze again...why the hell did I keep doing this to myself...bad (Y/N)!!!

"Uhh...still practicing, don't worry..."

*facepalm*

This was supposed to be embarrassing for Jim...not me!!!

After a few minutes, Jim returned to my food, this time he got so close to it that he was touching it...I watched in anticipation...but then he moved away and was about to turn away but I'd had enough of this nonsense.

"Jim...what the hell!!!"

"What have I done???"

"Why haven't you taken my snack yet?! You always steal my food...it's not that hard to take you know...just pick it up..."

Unfortunately i ended up demonstrating my words...and I picked up the food...

"Uh oh..."

I stood there as paint dropped from the ceiling, before feathers and confetti were fired on the me...all before I heard the click of a camera...

"Oh my...are you ok???"

"Oh I'm fine...totally fine...I'm a-okay..."

"Do I sense sarcasm..."

"Of course you sense sarcasm...why the hell would I intentionally do this to myself Jim?!"

"What...you did this?!"

"Obviously genius...but it was supposed to be for you...but you kept walking off..."

"All this over food???"

"Not just any food...my food..."

"Listen...I'm sorry for taking your food...I promise I'll never take it again..."

"Ok..."

"Now why don't we go and get you cleaned up...you look terrible..."

"Hey!!!"

"I'm sorry but it's true...but don't worry, I still love you..."

"Whatever..."

"I know you love me too..."

"Shut up..."

"Come on...admit it..."

"Fine...I love you too..."

"Good...now lets go get you cleaned up"

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All I could think about when writing this was Joey from friends going "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!" 😂😂😂. Hope you enjoyed it.

Requests Open.

~Clo X