ok so heres another funny one ;)
"Shout the first word that comes to mind Miss Granger!" Rita Skeeter asked desperately trying to keep in pace with Hermione. She was striding at an extremely fast pace.
"Daddy," She turned to look at Rita,"I mean Draco Malfoy!"
"T-thank you!" Rita stuttered surprised at her answer. Oh she was going to have the best news report this week....