Alright Floppy Dishtowels. I know you've waited a long time for this. But now it's here. The story of how Ashton Irwin got stuck in a washing machine. Enjoy.
Just like any getting trapped in a washing machine story, it involved some alcohol. Quite a lot actually. Ashton Irwin was celebrating hedgehog day and partook in a special cocktail called, Gin and Tonic the Hedgehog. It was clever.
But for Ashton, four of the drinks lowered his inhibitions enough for him to join in a game of Truth or Dare.
In fact, the specific person that had dared him to crawl into the washing machine had been someone somewhat close to him. Mr. Jack Barakat.
"Ok dude! I dare you to get into the washing machine for five minutes!" Jack cackled and Ashton set down his drink.
"You're on."
So that resulted in him crawling into the claustrophobic machine. But after those five minutes, Jack got him out easily. So how did he get stuck? Enter a sober Michael Clifford.
"So you actually went into the washing machine on a dare?" Mike questioned and Ashton drunkenly nodded.
"Could you do it again so I can see?" Ashton's eyes lit up and he nodded again.
"Yeah! I fit perfectly! Let's goooo!" He got up and weaved towards the laundry room with Michael in pursuit. Michael at the moment was thinking, "This should be good." And it was.
Ashton climbed back into the washing machine and clapped. "Tada!" He was in the perfect position to be pushed down further...
Out of nowhere a little angel and a little devil appeared on Michael's shoulders.
"Dude. Do it. It would be so funny." The devil hedged. Michael nodded, agreeing with the hilarity in the outcome that would come.
"No. Don't do it. He'd be stuck and you'd feel like a very bad person. Don't feel like a bad person." So far the angel wasn't too persuasive.
"If he's stuck, you'd get all the Doritos." The little red Michael sang in an annoying tune. The angel was silent for a moment before saying, "Doritos are way better than being a good person. Push him in." Poof.
Michael blinked and looked at the drunk, giggly Ashton.
"If you washed me and hung me to dry, I'd be ecstatic." He hiccupped. Michael shrugged and pushed Ashton down into the machine and shut the lid.
"Where are the Doritos?"
(Geez. Michael you butt. How dare you? I used to like you.
Guysss!!! I leave Tuesday morning for New Jersey! So I won't be updating until I get back. But I promise a chapter will be up as soon as I get back to Colorado. In the meantime, I want you all to comment a word that describes your experience with my humor! Mine would be, ridiculous. I want to read them before I leave and when I get back! I love you and I'm gonna miss you guys!!
-Love,
Kenzie xx)
Wait a minute!!! Michael did this?! -Ashton
Hah. -Luke
Plot twist. -Calum
Not really. I do things like this all the time. *munches on Doritos* -Michael
You're an ass. -Ashton
Yes. Yes I am. -Michael
Bye guys! I won't miss you! *slathers on sunscreen* -Kenzie
*pouts* Fine. -Luke
We'll have more fun without you! Right Y/N? -Calum
We could....play checkers? -Ashton
Or eat Doritos? -Michael
Good luck. Bye bitchachos. And Y/N, I love you! See you soon! -Kenzie
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