5SOS Preferences and Requests (Part 2)

100th Chapter Fun!

Floppy Dishtowels!!! I'm back! That was a long and fun week for everyone I hope!
I'm so glad you all loved Beth! She's one of my best friends and she took good care of the idiots ;) She's a sweetheart. Thank you Beth. Xx

Ok! So this week has been crazy! So let me sum it up for you guys so you're all caught up.
-Went to the Bronx Zoo in New York and bought a mini penguin and a snow leopard shirt!
-Saw my cousins and their kids. Cutest girls.
-Went swimming and played basketball.
-My family threw me a mini surprise graduation party! Cake was yummy.
-Took a visit to the Intrepid in NYC. Got to see a space shuttle! Woohoo!
-Got sunburned on one side of my body.
-Hurt my foot. I have some kind of tendon problem.
-Got my monthly gift from hell.
-Freaking out about what 5SOS is doing.
-Luke is killing me.
-Had the best pizza in the world. Michael would be jealous.
-And...thought about my lovely dishtowels!

So it's been a lot of fun! I missed you guys a lot. I hope you missed me too! Beth did such a good job, I'm scared someone's gonna be all, "Whoa. Who the hell are you? You're a floof."

This is also the 100th chapter in this book. Which means we are halfway through the book. Holy crap. Does anyone want a 3rd book? Or are you bored? ;)

It also means we gotta do something spectacular for the 100th chapter. Let's see. How about a plethora of 5SOS mini preferences? Work for you guys? Ok here we go!!!

What He Says When You First Meet
Ashton: "Hiya love! How are you?" "Aww thanks. I like your face too." "Yes this is my natural hair." "No I will not get a haircut." "Nice to meet you babe!" Then he would proceed to hug you and giggle.
Luke: "You smell nice." "I promise I'm not creepy. It just comes out that way." *giggle* "So um do you want a picture?" You would say yes and he'd take your phone and crouch down, snapping a few pictures. Then he'd press his lips to your cheek and kiss it softly, taking more pictures for your collection. "Bye cutie."

Calum: "Hello! How are you? You look great!" "Of course you can have a hug. What kind of question is that?" He'd smile his gleaming smile, his eyes crinkling at the edges. His body would be super hugable and you wouldn't want to let him go. Little did you know, Calum didn't want to let go either.

Michael: "Oh my god!" He'd shout and you'd stop in your tracks, confused.
"What?"
"You're so cute! C'mere!" He'd yell, pushing the other boys away as he hurried over to you. His arms would wrap around you and hold you tight, even though you just met.
"I'm hugging you all day. The others don't get to hug you." Michael would say, making you laugh and making Luke pout.

How He'd Kill The 5SOS Fam

Ashton: Cutting his hair. Or getting another tattoo. Or being adorable with his siblings. Ow.

Luke: Getting more scruffy?!? Legs! Shoulders! Stop!

Calum: Bass notes. Booty. Smile. Swoon.

Michael: Anytime he changes hair color. Piercings. Solos.

He's A French Fry (Requested by MrscupcakeStyleslove)

Ashton: The ketchup looked incredibly tempting to the crinkle cut french fry. It was awful hot from where he just came from. Compared to the searing pain of the oven, the ketchup looked like a cool pool of tanginess.
"Now if only I could get over there." He mumbled. Ashton the french fry considered his options and stayed still on the pan.
"Either I risk my life getting to the ketchup, or I stay here and burn." For some reason the ketchup sounded a lot better. So he gathered up the courage to make his escape off the pan, across the counter, and towards the plate with the ketchup. His crinklyness seemed to help his momentum out of the pan. He was a third of the way there. Just a few more flops and he'd be close to the plate.
"C'mon Ash! You can do it!" He mumbled to his french fry self. The ketchup was now in sight. Nothing ever looked so beautiful. With a grunt, he flung himself onto the plate and took a moment to catch his breath.
"Nailed it." He inched closer to the condiment and imagined how it would feel against his crinkles. His potato senses were tingling.
He slowly dipped himself into the ketchup and let out a sigh.
"This is more like it." He wallowed in the cool ketchup and let out a squeal of glee. His journey to the ketchup was complete.
Suddenly, he felt the plate getting lifted into the air. A delicate hand picked him up and brought him to her mouth. Then he was devoured.