5SOS Preferences and Requests (Part 2)

Actual Important Message from Luke

Boobs! Just kidding! Fooled ya right? No? Well poop.

Anyway, I'm here on behalf of Kenzie. She asked me to update you so here I am.

First of all, good luck to everyone starting school! You can do it! Don't drop out to join a band like Calum!

Also everyone who already started school, you rock. And roll. Hehe.

So you're probably thinking, "Why the hell is Luke writing? Where's Kenzie?" So are we. She makes the rules. I don't. :(

But she said she loves you lots like tater tots. And that she misses you.
She's getting ready to start college on Tuesday! So it's a bit hectic over here. Aka, she threw a notebook at Michael.

I'm so happy to spend time with you guys! :D She actually picked me! Woohoo! I can write whatever I want. Deal with it.

Good Names To Call Michael

-Asswipe
-Buttflap
-Fart
-Dweeb
-Nerd
-Flubby which means shut the flub up.
-Derpy Flurp
-Troll doll
-Unicorn hair
-Curflefloof
-Urpledoof
-Smoof
-And jackass.

I like that list. It's great.

Movie Time With Lukey

So a movie with me would include; cuddles where I hold you in my lap with my arms around your waist, lots of snacking. Like really. A lot of snacking. Movies would also involve me playing with your hair because shiny things distract me. Hah just kidding. It's soft :3
Kisses that make you giggle, tickles that make you wiggle, and Jello that makes you jiggle.
But the night would end with you falling asleep in my chest and I'd use my superhuman strength to carry you to bed. Then I'd cuddle you all night!

Did this with Kenzie once. I may or may not have set the popcorn on fire.

Things You Shouldn't Let Luke Around

Dryers
Ovens
Dishwashers
Curtains
Toasters
Microwaves
Doors
Nails
Wood
Plastic
Toilets
Windows
Food
Rollercoasters
Chairs
Stairs
Dr. Suess books
Books in general
And paper

That should be it. I think.

Don't call me a breadstick or a noodle. I am all boy. No food products. You can call me Luke, Hemmo, Sexy McSexPants, and Carl.

Why I Love Floppy Dishtowels

You're funny as hell.
You make us all laugh.
You make me smile :)
You make Kenzie question her sanity.
But its hard to lose what you never had.
And you support us and Kenzie. It means a lot :)

That's it for me! Hope you enjoyed it!

:------------------------------------) -Luke

Again with the freaking noses!!!! -Michael

Shut up. I'm letting you comment. I could easily take it away. -Luke

Oh yeah? Prove i-

Just did. Boom. -Luke