He Reads The Dark Angel (The Bad and Boring Chapter)

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Hiiii floppy dishtowels! How are you? Good? I don't care. Here's the boys reading The Dark Angel xD

Ashton"What the hell is this?! I'm the bad guy?! What does red mean?! Why am I an ass?! Why is Michael the good one?! Is Luke gonna die?! Am I gonna kill him?! Can I try Alessa's food?! Enochian?! What is this?!"

Luke"Um. Why am I sick? Is it some kind of virus thingy? Wait...oh. Ok. I see. These dreams are weird. And hurtful. Oh. Now I'm coughing blood. Cool. Wow. That's a sad backstory. Thanks a lot Kenzie."

Calum"Purple wings. I'm a badass with purple wings. This is all wrong. Why aren't I in the story more? This sucks. No."

Michael"ASDFGHJKL ERMERGERD A STORY ABOUT ME! I'M AWESOME! PURPLE AND BLACK! WHAT DOES GREEN MEAN?! THIS IS EXCITING! I'M SORRY YOU'RE DYING LUKE! AND I'M SORRY ASHTON'S A DOUCHE! WOWWWWW!"

(Good  to  knowThis  chapter  sucksI'm  sorryI  love  you  stillDon't  worry

Good  Girls  EP!!!!!!

1D  FOUR!!!!

Derpcon!!!!  Did  anybody  goI  didn't.

My  dad  called  Wattpad  "Wordblatt".  I  like  it.)

No  comment.  -Ashton

What  Ashton  saidNo  comment.  -Luke

Yeah.  -Calum

You  guys  are  commenting  by  saying  no  comment .....Hah!  -Michael

*throws  Kenzie  in  a  pool  with  electric  eels*  -AshtonCalumand  Luke

Shocking.  -Kenzie

ASDFGHJKL  -Michael

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