5SOS Preferences and Requests (Part 2)

Losing Band Members (Ashton)

This request made me laugh so hard xD thank you thatktchick125! There will be 3 more parts ;) don't worry

"God dammit. We lost Ashton again." Luke mumbled and searched the whole 5SOS house. (Yeah it's been a while but deal with it.) Calum was looking under sofas and the refrigerator. Good job Calum. Michael was somewhere playing some video game without pants. But Ashton was missing. "Well. He's not under the fridge." Calum inputted. "Of course he's not, you idiot." Michael said, showing up just to get some Mountain Dew. He was roaming around the house in his birthday suit freely. You go Michael. Luke averted his eyes and sighed. "I miss Ashton." He pouted and Calum patted him on the shoulder lightly. A large burp erupted from Michael's face and he burst out laughing. Luke blinked and Calum was trying so hard to compose himself. "Seriously? Ashton's missing and you can't control your gas?" Luke asked, annoyed. Michael rolled his eyes and walked out of the kitchen, flipping Lucas off. "Geez Luke. Calm down. We'll find Ash. But first you need to do your damn laundry. You smell like a wet hamster." (What?) Luke left the room mumbling and making obscene hand gestures, making his way to the laundry room. He pulled his shirt off and opened the washer and let out a scream. Ashton was curled up inside of the machine with a sad face. "Ashton? What the hell are you doing in a washing machine?" Luke questioned and stared at the curly headed boy. "I'm stuck." He squeaked out, his legs pressed close to his chest. "We'll get you out Ashton!" Luke yelled and started to close the machine door. "No wai-" Luke ran back to the kitchen, sliding on the floor with his socks and flying right into Calum. They both went down with groans and oofs. "Look Luke. I like you too. But this isn't going to work for me." Calum breathed and Luke disentangled himself from the Kiwi. "Sorry Cal. We'll talk about that later. But for now, we need to unstick a six foot Aussie man from the washing machine." Calum raised an eyebrow and looked at him. "Could you repeat that?"

Luke sighed and helped the poor boy up. "Ashton's stuck in the washing machine." Michael walked into the room and spit out his Mountain Dew, hitting both Calum and Luke. "Ashton's stuck in the washing machine?! Oh my god!" He laughed hysterically. Calum wiped the Mountain Dew spit take off of his cheek and made a noise of disgust. "Say it don't spray it." Luke whacked Michael and walked back towards the laundry room. Calum and Michael followed him, giggling softly like schoolgirls. Luke opened the machine again, revealing the frumpy, disgruntled Ashton. "Aw little Ashypoo is stuck." Calum commented and Michael snorted. Luke glared at the two of them and reached his hands in the machine. "Ok Ash. Grab on." A few unhappy noises came out of Ashton as he situated himself to hold onto Luke's hands. Once he got a good grip, Luke started pulling and Ashton whacked his head on the side of the machine. "Ok. That's not going to work." Luke mentioned and Ashton cussed pretty loudly. "You think?!" Michael came up with the brilliant idea of 'Hey let's try kicking it to see if Ashton magically gets unstuck!' After about six kicks, Ashton banged on the side of the machine. "Enough!" He yelled and sighed. "What if we pull by his legs?" Calum suggested and Luke shrugged. "Mind if we try Ash?" A black skinny jean covered leg popped out of the washing machine. "Knock yourselves out."

Luke and Calum tugged on Ashton's legs and could feel him getting looser. (That sounded beyond weird.) Pretty soon Ashton's waist was visible. "Just a few more pulls!" Calum announced and the sound of something crunching filled the room. "Oh my god! We broke Ashton!" Luke cried out and Calum's eyes widened. Small whimpers came from Ashton. "What'd you break?! Is it a rib?!" He yelled from inside the machine. "Guys. Chill." Michael said, crunching down on Doritos. Calum took a deep breath and Luke just about punched Michael in the face. "God you're such an ass." Luke muttered. Michael grinned and ate another Dorito. "Yeah. What's your point?" Calum and Luke pulled one last time and Ashton's entire torso was now out of the devil machine. He carefully brought his arms, chest, and head out, groaning in discomfort. "Ashton!!!" Calum yelled and threw his arms around Ashton. Ashton stood there with a dazed look on his face. "Are you Ok Ash?" Luke asked and Ashton glared at him. "Do I look like I'm Ok?"

Calum patted Ashton's back and smiled. "We're glad you're unstuck." Luke grinned and nodded with Calum. "We're also glad that we didn't break you." Ashton relaxed a little and cracked a small smile. Calum looked over at the naked, Dorito eating redhead and cleared his throat. "Aren't you going to say something to Ashton?" Michael held up a finger and finished chewing his mouthful of Doritos. "We're so happy you're not dead." Luke shot him a look and Calum rubbed his face. "Thanks for the kind words Mike.." Michael grinned and went back to his nacho cheesy goodness. "Also sorry we lost you. We were looking everywhere." Luke added. "Even under the fridge." Calum grinned, thinking he was helping the situation. Luke shook his head. Michael just watched on with an amused face. "How do you lose a person under a fucking fridge?" Ashton asked. Michael looked Ashton dead in the eye and smiled. "How the do you lose a person in a washing machine?" He challenged and Ashton blinked. "That's a very good question."

(Awwh. I'm so glad they didn't turn on the washing machine. Poor Ashy. See this wouldn't happen if I were babysitting them.

I may write the backstory of how Ash got stuck in the first place ;)

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Hope you guys liked Ashton's! Lukey's is up next :3)

In a washing machine. Great story kids! Guess how uncle Ash developed his fear of washing machines? -Ashton

How? -Luke

Dammit Luke. He's being sarcastic. -Calum

Oh. I knew that. -Luke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASHTON GOT STUCK IN A WASHING MACHINE!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS! I MIGHT PEE! -Michael

Please don't. -Luke

I'd rather you didn't. -Ashton

If you do, aim it towards Luke. I have new Vans. -Calum

Thanks. -Luke

I'm not really going to. Idiots. -Michael

Wow. Can't write one of these without it getting weird. -Kenzie

Hey. This is your imagination. -Ashton

*covers Luke's ears* Think of the children! -Calum

Oh shush. It's no surprise. -Ashton

Whoa. -Michael

I need to go outside more often. O.o -Kenzie

What? -Luke