5SOS Preferences and Requests (Part 2)

Kenzie's A Mermaid

Ok you guys voted and we listened. -Ashton

It was pretty close between a ferret and a mermaid! But mermaid won by one vote. -Luke

So instead of some small, long rodent thing, Kenzie will be turned into a mermaid. -Calum

Courtesy of Michael and the Less Awesome Ones. -Michael

Geez. You're pretty stuck up. -Luke

No I'm just right. -Michael

Kenzie's A Mermaid

So Kenzie went flipping about with her sparkly tail splashing in and out of the water. She swam her way towards the very handsome 5sos boys and showed off some sick tricks.
She did a flip and landed on her face in the water. Brava.
But the best part was her bright blue seashell bra. Amirite boys? (Kenzie slapped them all.) Ok we take it back. The best part was her KINDNESS. Anyways, she swam towards the boys and brought her upper body out of the water.
"Whoa! It's a mermaid!" Luke squeaked and Michael covered his eyes.
"Dearest mermaid. Why have you come?" Ashton asked in a very sexy tone.
Kenzie moved her hair over one shoulder and smiled like she was going to murder them.
"I wanted to see a group of handsome boys up close. Is that alright?"
Michael uncovered his eyes and nodded.
"Hell yeah it's alright!" Ashton whacked Michael upside the head.
"Language! You're around a mermaid!"
Kenzie giggled obnoxiously and brought her arm out of the water to touch Luke's hand.
"Care to go for a swim blondie?" She asked seductively while Luke had trouble thinking. So instead he just jumped into the water.
"He's so dead." Michael mumbled. The other boys agreed.
Kenzie wrapped her poisonous arms around Luke's neck and chuckled.
"I'm glad you joined me handsome. I enjoy the blonde ones."
Luke babbled like an idiot and stared into her cold blue eyes.
"Should we do something?" Calum questioned and Michael slapped a hand over Cal's mouth.
"Shh. We're missing it."
Luke couldn't believe he was touching a mermaid. Especially one that was MEAN to most boys. (Mainly us.)
"You're like, semi pretty." He muttered and Kenzie brought her fingers over his lips.
"Don't speak my giant one. Just kiss me."

(Luke the fuq? It was my turn to write! -Michael

Sorry....-Luke)

"Don't speak my giant one. Just go underwater and I'll show you what a mermaid can do."

(Oooh this is getting kinky. -Calum)

So Luke swam underwater and awaited his reward from the lovely mermaid.
She slipped under the water as well and made her way to Lucas.
She approached him and pulled him close by the waistband of his jeans. Luke got pretty excited.
She reached back behind him and pulled on his boxers, giving him a wedgie.

(Man. I thought this was going somewhere else. -Luke)

He came back to the surface squealing. Michael, Ashton, and Calum started laughing their asses off.
Kenzie swam back over and giggled.
"You really thought mermaids were perfect creatures? Well you obviously haven't met me."

(Hey. That hurt. -Kenzie)

Awwh. Too bad.
Luke rubbed his ass and pouted from his major wedgie.
"Oh mystical mermaid. Can you show us your powers?" Calum wondered aloud.
Kenzie gave the boy a smile and blew a kiss in his direction.
The kiss smacked him in the face and left a big mark.
"Owie. No kisses from mermaids." He grumbled.
"Guys we gotta be smart about this. She's tricky. We have to outsmart her." Ashton encouraged as Luke pulled himself out of the water.
"Easy for you to say."
Kenzie swam in circles, the bright blue bra still very distracting.