5SOS Preferences and Requests (Part 2)

6 & 5 Days

Hellooooo!! I know I'm late on day 6, so I put 5 & 6 together! It's all good. Don't make a big deal. Shh.

Calum is banned for two days because of what happened in the last chapter, so Luke will be teaching Haiku lessons today. Enjoy. Take it away Mr. Hemmings.

Haiku Lessons with Luke Hemmings

Hi and welcome class.
This is my haiku lesson.
I'm better than Cal.

Can you believe it?
Our Kenzie's almost eighteen.
It's five more days left.

Then we can party.
Party like it's ninety nine.
Woohoohoohoohoo.

Think she'll like my gift?
I got her a potato.
Maybe she'll like it.

My haikus are sick.
Just like my rapping skills bro.
You should be so proud.

Michael is a butt.
A giant and smelly butt.
Haha I said butt.

I love my music.
Almost as much as my mum.
Aren't I so sweet?

I could make a song.
Just using my sweet haikus.
I'm so talented.

Hey Kenzie check it.
I'm teaching the dishtowels.
Can you make me food?

No. -Kenzie

Fair enough. -Luke

Driving Lessons from Michael

DON'T TAKE DRIVING ADVICE FROM MICHAEL.

Drumming Lessons with Ashton

Alright floppys. Ready to learn rhythm with me? Great!
Take your drumsticks and twirl them in your hands.

*tries to twirl and hits self in the eye* -Luke

Ok...maybe we won't start with that. Instead, how about you try tapping the cymbals.

*taps cymbals and breaks drum kit* -Michael

Well. Never mind. Y/N, you keep practicing. Michael and Luke, you stop practicing.

How to Be Awesome with Jack Barakat

Be Jack Barakat.

Making Cakes with Luke

First, preheat the oven.
Second, use the fire extinguisher.
Third, don't tell mama dishtowel...

How to Make Kenzie Like You with Michael

Be sweet.
Don't be an ass.
Laugh at her jokes. No matter how bad they are.
Give her hugs.
And make her pancakes.

This Chapter Sucks Because a Certain Person is Missing with Calum

Stop Writing Book Titles To Annoy Me with Kenzie

Be Nice to Me Then with Calum

No with Kenzie

Do you think they'll ever get along again? -Ashton

Probably not. But who cares? -Luke

It's quite entertaining. -Michael

Ooh guys I got Kenzie's present! -Luke

What is it? -Ashton

*shows a potato clock* -Luke

Wow. That's....appealing. Huh? -Michael

That's a Kenzie worthy pun. -Ashton

DID SOMEONE SAY PUN? -Kenzie

Oh no. -Michael

Two cannibals eat a clown. One of them says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" -Kenzie

No. -Luke

Deja Moo. The feeling that you've heard this bull before. -Kenzie

Stop. -Ashton

I went to buy camouflage pants but I couldn't find any. -Kenzie

Why? -Michael

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram. -Kenzie

Boo. -Luke

Guys I'm always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I'm pretty.....pun-ctual. -Kenzie

......-Ashton

Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets? ;) -Luke

Nice try but my Gryffindor isn't open. -Kenzie

Ooooooooh. -Michael

I wanted to be funny :'( -Luke

Then look in a mirror. -Kenzie

Ooooooooh. -Michael

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. -Kenzie

So's your face! -Luke

.......-Michael

*breaks pencil* Damn. Broken pencils are pointless. -Ashton

Did you just.....? -Kenzie

I did ;) -Ashton

Level up. -Michael