Hey guys! So Kenzie's not feeling great so we're gonna take over. -Ashton
Awwh :'( I hate it when people don't feel good. -Luke
Anyways..like Ash was saying, we're taking over. We'll be embarrassing ourselves quite a bit. -Calum
Along with Kenzie. Mwahahaha! -Michael
In this chapter we're going to do something different. We want your input on what we should write next. -Ashton
Should we turn Kenzie into a witch, mermaid, or ferret? -Calum
Choose carefully. She's gonna pinch us either way. -Luke
Bullying Luke
Ashton: "Luke you're smelly."
Calum: "Knuckleheadmcspazitron."
Michael: "Shut up Luke!"
Hey. No one told me about this one :'( -Luke
Ice cream or cupcakes
Ashton: Ice cream. It's like a party in your mouth. Except everyone has to wear a jacket because it's cold.
Luke: Cupcakes. I call my Y/N a cupcake and nothing's sweeter than her :)
Calum: Ice cream! Definitely ice cream! So delicious in meh belleh.
Michael: Why not both? *shrugs*
Our Advice to Floppy Dishtowels
Ashton: Don't be embarrassed to call yourself a floppy dishtowel. You earned the title. Embrace it.
Luke: No one else is called the floppy dishtowels. Think about that. It's amazing. You're part of an awesome fandom.
Calum: Follow your dreams. No matter what. Don't let anyone tear you down. You're more than that.
Michael: Never eat yellow snow, always brush your teeth, feed the cat that wanders down your street, and never listen to Luke.
Haiku Time with Calum
Alright everyone.
You're here for haiku training.
So let's get started.
Five syllables start.
Seven syllables follow.
Five syllables end.
Write about kittens.
Write about Lucas Hemmings.
Write about pancakes.
Creativity.
Creativity is key.
But speed is key too.
Calum Hood is cool.
He's pretty damn sexy too.
Don't you think so babe?
Cooking with Ashton
"Hello loves! Welcome to CWA! We're going to learn how to cook broccoli."
"Get the bag of broccoli out of the freezer. It doesn't work if you don't have the broccoli."
"No that's snow peas."
"It's next to the french fries."
"No we will not make french fries instead."
"Good. Now cut open the bag."
"Not with your teeth!"
"Use the freaking scissors!"
"Oh. You got it open. Great."
"Now we're going to use the vegetable steamer. Yes I own one."
"Don't question the steamer."
"SHIT! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
"And that concludes CWA. Never come back. Again."
Penguin Lessons with Luke
*penguin noise*
*lays egg*
*waddle*
*penguin*
Nothing with Michael
(Ok guys! That was our first chapter! It was fun right? -Ashton
Sure. I'm ecstatic. -Luke
Don't be an ass Luke. -Calum
I'm still trying to imagine Kenzie as a mermaid ferret witch. -Michael
That's interesting....-Ashton
*giggles* Seashell bra with a ferret face and a glowy wand. -Luke
Oi. Not a nice picture. -Calum
WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN TOO!!! -MICHAEL
Michael you are yeLLinG -Ashton
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5SOS Preferences and Requests (Part 2)
FanfictionThis is a continuation of my first book!!! If you haven't read my first book and you're reading this, lemme break it down for you. My name is Kenzie and I write preferences and other weird stuff about the 5SOS boys. To the readers who read the firs...
