Bill Hader Imagines

All Thanks To McLovin (Officer Slater)

Y/N could not believe that today was her and Slater's two year anniversary. She also couldn't believe that her younger brother Fogell was the reason they had met in the first place.

She remembered everything from that night like it happened yesterday.

"Fogell, what the fuck are you doing in a liquor store?"
"Shit Y/N! You scared the hell out of me!"
"You didn't answer my question."
"Okay I'll tell you, but you have to swear that you won't rat me out."
"I swear! Now tell me why you're in here Fogell!"
"I got a fake ID and I'm buying alcohol for a party tonight."
"Damn little bro! I never knew you were a rule breaker. At least let me help you pick out some good shit."

Y/N and Fogell picked out various different types of alcohol, and when they were done, they walked up to the counter.

As soon as Fogell was fixing to pay the cashier, some dude ran in and punched Fogell in the face, knocking Y/N over in the process.

She was checking Fogell's face to make sure his nose wasn't broken when two cops walked in. And one was drop dead gorgeous.

While Officers Slater, the hot one, and Michaels were questioning them, She noticed that Slater kept taking glances at her. She thought that maybe she just imagined it. That's when she noticed the name on her little brother's fake ID: McLovin. The officers didn't seem too worried about it, so Y/N thought it was a good idea not to question Fogell about it now.

Once they had told Slater and Michaels everything they knew, the officers offered them a ride so that they didn't have to ride on the bus. She looked towards Slater and he shot her a wink and she blushed.

Slater and Michaels received a call about a disturbance at a local bar. They arrived at the bar and the man causing the disturbance wasn't going to go down with out a fight. He made it passed Slater and Michaels headed towards Y/N and Fogell. The man forcefully pushed passed Fogell taking him down. Y/N stuck her foot out and the man tripped over it.

Michaels was the first to congratulate "McLovin" on his takedown, but Slater slipped by them to walk with Y/N to the bar.

"I saw you trip him. It was fucking awesome."
"Thanks, but let's keep it a secret. Okay?"
"Yeah, sure. Anything for you."

Slater whispered that last part and Y/N looked over at him and noticed a slight blush on his face. God, why was he so fucking cute, she thought. Maybe he liked her too, but only time will tell.

Time skip

Y/N paced back and forth talking to herself.

"Why the hell did Fogell run away? Where did he go? That's so unlike him. I'm totally dead if anything happens to him."

Slater slightly overheard her talking to herself and decided that he would try to comfort her.

"Hey, it's gonna be okay. We'll find McLovin-"
"His name isn't McLovin. His name is Fogell. He's my little brother and I'll never forgive myself if something happens to him."

Y/N broke down into tears and Slater engulfed her into a hug. She held on to him tightly as she cried.

"We knew he was underage. We just wanted to show you guys that not all cops are asshole and that we can still have fun. I'll do whatever it takes to help you find your brother."

Slater slid his hand under her chin and angle her head up so he could look into her eyes. Without thinking, he suddenly leaned down and kissed her. She slid her hands up his chest and around his neck so she could deepen the kiss.

They both pulled from the kiss and giggled while looking down at the ground.

"I kept going over it in my head. Trying to decided whether or not you would like me back."
"Well, I guess you learned your answer Slater."

She gave him a playful wink at the end of her sentence. He grabbed her hand and walked her back to the police car.

"Come on. Let's go find your brother."

Slater saw Michaels puking on the side of the road after chasing one of Fogell's friends that had ran from them.

"He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive."
"This is not good."
"He's the fastest kid alive."
"Fastest kid alive my ass. Come on, wh-what're we gonna do?"
"I'll shoot my gun into air."
"Give me a fucking warning before you do it!"
"I'll scare him out of where ever he's hiding."
"This isn't gonna do shit."
"Shhhh."
"Get in the car."
"Shhhh."
"Get in the car."
"Shhhh."
"This is your fault you piece of shit. Now come on. We have to go find Fogell."
"Who the fuck is Fogell?"
"Fogell is McLovin. I'll explain everything later."

Slater and Michael got a call about a high school party with underage drinking and Y/N knew she was going to find Fogell there.

They find Fogell at the party and Slater and Michaels decided to do a little scene to make Fogell look cool to all his high school peers.

Michaels decided that it would be a good idea to finish destroying the police car and say that a crackhead stole it while we were being mugged.

After they set the car on fire, Fogell asked if they could shoot at the car. Slater handed him the gun and Fogell fired the first. Slater wrapped an arm around Y/N and look down at her. She looked back up at him and pulled him into a passionate kiss. Fogell unloaded the whole clip and all four of the just stared at the car as it was ablaze.

Y/N snapped out her daydream as she heard the front door close. Slater walked into the living room and sat beside her on the couch and kissed her.

"Hey beautiful! I've missed you all day and I have a surprise for you. Happy anniversary!"

He pulled out a bouquet of roses and a little gift box that has a heart necklace inside with their names engraved in it.

"Babe! This necklace is gorgeous!"
"It's not as gorgeous as you."
"Thank you! I love you so much and I have a surprise for you too."

She handed him a medium sized flat gift box. He opened the box and pulled out what was inside. A positive pregnancy test. He look at her with tears brimming his eyes.

"This is real? It isn't a prank?"
"It's one hundred percent real."
"We're gonna be parents! I'm gonna be a dad!"

He jumped up from the couch and pulled her into a big hug and kissed her on her lips. His hands slid from her back to rest on her stomach.

"All thanks to McLovin."
"Who knew my stupid little brother would help me find the love of my life."

He pulled her into another kiss and rested his forehead against hers. He pulled away a from her and looked into her eyes.

"Can we name the baby McLovin?"
"Hell no! That's not happening."

They both laughed and shared another kiss as they spent the rest of the night reminiscing on how their journey to love began.