Bill Hader Imagines

You're Alright New Girl (Officer Slater)

Y/N had only been working at the police station for a couple of weeks, and she still hadn't met everyone. She walked into conference room and sat down at a table by herself as the other officers were filing in. The officers were talking and cracking jokes waiting for the chief to come in and give them their assignments.

When the chief walked into the room, the rowdy officers quieted down. The chief started giving out assignments. Once the officers received their assignments, they walked out the door to get started. Y/N and another officer were the last ones in the room.

"Okay, Slater. Since Michaels called in sick, Officer Y/L/N will be your partner for the day. I want you to show her what you on when your on patrol."

Slater turned around in his chair to look at Y/N. He smiled when she looked back at him. She blushed taking in the fact that he was hot.

"Sure, Chief. This should be fun."
"Good. She's fairly new, so go easy on her, and don't let her get hurt. You got me, Slate?"
"I gotcha boss."
"Now, go!"

Slater stood and walked out of the conference room with Y/N following him. They walked through the station to the lot where the police cars sat. When they arrived at the car, Y/N turned and looked over at Slater and decided that she should introduce herself.

"We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Y/F/N Y/L/N."

Y/N stuck her hand out for Slater to shake. He looked at her and started to laugh. She  retracted her hand and gave him a confused look.

"Look, new girl. You don't need to shake my hand or properly introduce yourself. None of us go by our first names, so I'm Slater. You look super tense. Relax, we're gonna have some fun."
"O-okay. I'm sorry to hear that your partner is sick."
"Oh, thanks, but he's not really sick. He's just got a really bad hangover. I think we have partied to hard last night."

For a second, Y/N was concerned about his previous statement, but she decided to let it slide. They got into the car and pulled out of the parking lot. Slater looked over at Y/N and noticed that she was still a little tense.

"Hey, how about we get a coffee? I'll pay."
"Y-yeah, I could use a coffee."

Y/N was super nervous. She didn't know if it was because this was her first time on patrol or because she was trapped in the car with a gorgeous man.

They arrived at a little coffee shop, and Slater looked over that Y/N to find that she was already looking at him. He smiled as he saw a slight blush come to her cheeks.

"I'm just gonna run in, get the coffee, and come back out. Are you gonna be okay by yourself for a few minutes?"
"I'm pretty sure I can take care of myself. I did pass self defense at the academy, you know."

Slater threw his hands up defensively and got out of the car. Y/N watched as he crossed the street heading into the coffee shop.

Y/N could see Slater through the window of the coffee shop. Slater was hot and there was no denying it.

Y/N thought about him in ways she shouldn't have. She thought about how his hands and lips would feel on her body.

Y/N was snapped out her thoughts as she heard a knock on her window. She rolled her window down slightly to hear what the man needed to say.

"Hey, when did they start letting pretty girls become cops?"
"Is there something I can help you with, sir?"
"Look, I don't have any weapons and I'm not gonna hurt you. I just need directions."

Y/N sighed and hesitantly exited the car. The man stuck his hand out for her to shake.

"I'm Josh."
"I'm Officer Y/L/N."
"You gotta first name?"
"Nope, just Y/L/N. So, where do you need directions to?"

As Slater was leaving the coffee shop, he saw Y/N talking to a random dude. He started running as he saw the guy attempt to grab Y/N.

"Hey, dude-"

Before Slater has finished his statement, Y/N had grabbed Josh's arm twisting it behind his back, tripping him in the process. When Slater finally made it to the car, Y/N had Josh pinning to the concrete.

"That's what you fucking get for trying to harass a female police officer."
"Holy shit, Y/L/N. That was fucking awesome! Did he hurt you?"
"No, I'm good, Slater."

Y/N slowly got up off Josh still holding his arm behind his back. She slightly lifted his arm up making him groan in pain. Y/N pushed him away from her and stared him down.

"Fuck off, asshole. You're just a lowlife who harasses women."
"Yeah, get lost you fucking loser."

Josh turned and ran away from them. Slater turned towards Y/N with a huge smile on his face. She gave him a smile back and got back in the car. Slater got into the car and handed her the coffee he bought.

"You know what, you're alright, new girl. You make one hell of a cop."
"Thanks Slate."

Without thinking, Slater leaned over and kissed her. To his surprise, Y/N kissed him back. They pulled away and stared at each other.

"Too bad Michaels is coming back to work tomorrow."
"Yeah, I was just starting to like you, Officer Slater."

Slater have her a playful look, knowing that their journey was just beginning.