Bill Hader Imagines

Wait, Me? (Clark Honus)

Y/N was super excited to go to the Blue Jean Committee concert tonight. She was a huge BJC fan, and she had front row tickets for her and her best friend.

They arrived at the venue, and they fought through the crowd of people to getting their seats. They sat down, and they waited for the show to begin.

Clark was backstage with the rest of the band doing their routine vocal warmups. A stage assistant came on told them it was show time. They huddled into a group hug then made their way to the stage.

As they walked out on stage, the crowd began cheering for them. Clark smiled and waved at the crowd before grabbing his guitar. He out the strap on his arm and glanced up at the first row. He stopped when saw the most beautiful woman staring back at him. He smiled and winked at her, and she blushed a grabbed her friend.

Y/N could not believe that the Clark Honus just smiled and winked her. The band began to play, and Y/N sang to all the song they performed. The band said goodnight, and they left the stage as the crowd cheered.

The crowd began to slowly make their way out of the building. Y/N and her friend were still talking about how good the show was when some tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around and saw a security guard standing behind her.

"Excuse me, miss. Mr. Honus would like to see you."
"Wait, me?"

Y/N pointed at herself and slowly blinked in confusion.

"Yes, ma'am."
"The Clark Honus wants to see me? I can't believe it. Y/B/F, are you gonna be okay if I go?"
"Yes, I'll be fine."

Her friend smiled and pulled her into a hug. She pulled back, and Y/N smiled at her.

"Y/N, seriously. Go meet Clark, now."

Y/N said goodbye to her friend, and she followed the security guard backstage. She was super nervous to meet Clark, and she still couldn't believe that he actually wanted to meet her. The security guard led her to where the band was hanging out around their limos.

Clark looked up, and he stood up as soon as he saw the security guard walking towards them with the woman from the crowd walking with him. He walked over to them, smiling the whole way there. As soon as he reached them, his eyes were glued to her

"Mr. Honus, here she is."
"Thank you, Jerry."

The security guard nodded at him and walked away, leaving them alone. Y/N was trying her best not to freak out as she stood in front of Clark. She began to breathe a little rapidly, and Clark noticed.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I-I just can't believe that I'm actually standing in front of you right now. Like, this is a dream come true."
"Well, I'm glad I could help. Do you have a name, beautiful?"
"I-It's Y/N. You think I'm beautiful?"
"Totally, you're like hot. As soon as I saw you, I couldn't keep my eyes off you. Would you like to sit with me and have a beer?"
"Yeah, sure."

Y/N and Clark sat down, and they talked and drank for awhile. Gene walked around the corner and shook his head a she saw Clark with a woman. He approached them and tapped Clark's shoulder.

"Hey, man. It's getting late, and they venue people are getting ready to lock the building."
"Alright, thanks Gene. Oh, this is Y/N."
"Hi, Y/N. It's nice to meet you."

Gene stuck out his hand, and she smiled and shook his hand.

"It's nice to meet you too, Gene. I love the BJC."
"Aw, well, thanks a lot. Alright, so I'm gonna go. You two have a good night, and I'll see you in the morning Clark."

Gene walked away, and Clark looked back towards Y/N. He smiled as she looked towards him when Gene disappeared around the corner.

"So, uh, would you like to go back to hotel with me?"
"I'd love too."

Clark lead Y/N to his limo, and they both climbed in. The drive to his hotel was short, and Y/N followed Clark up to his room. They had an amazing night together. They shared passionate kisses and lustful touches.

When morning rolled around, Clark woke to sun shining through the window. He was happy to see that Y/N was still in his bed sleeping peacefully. He smiled to himself as he watched her sleep. He was drawn to her, but he didn't know why.

Y/N shifted in the bed, and she squinted her eyes as she barely opened them. She rolled over and instinctively cuddled into Clark's chest. She looked up at him, and he smiled down at her.

"Morning, beautiful."
"Good morning to you too."
"How'd you sleep?"
"Amazingly. How abogot you?"
"Pretty good with you next to me."

Y/N chuckled quietly, and Clark wrapped his arms around her. He loved the feeling of her in his arms. He kissed Y/N's head, and a thought came to him.

"Hey, Y/N. Can I ask you something?"
"Of course, Clark."

Y/N sat up so she could look at Clark as he spoke. He shifted himself, and he looked into her eyes.

"Is there any way I could see you again after today?"
"Really, you want to see me again?"
"Yeah, I feel like we have this undeniable connection, and something inside is telling me that you're the right person for me."
"You can definitely see me again. I feel like you're the right person for me too."

Clark leaned in and captured her lips in a kiss. He pulled away and smiled at her. He was happy that she felt the same way about him. He really liked her, and he wanted thing to work out between them. He just had to wait to see what the future would hold for him and Y/N, and he knew that he'd wait forever if he had too.