Bill Hader Imagines

Is The Baby Mine? (Richie Tozier)

Y/N cried as she slid her back down her bathroom wall. She just took three pregnancy tests and all three came back positive. Her baby was the product of a one night stand with Richie Tozier.

Y/N had met Richie after one of his shows, and he invited her to join him at his house. She accepted his offer, and got into his car. They had an amazing night together, but Y/N knew what it was, so she was gone before he woke up.

And now, she was sitting in her bathroom floor thinking about Richie and how badly he would react upon hearing this news. Y/N knew Richie had a busy life and, she didn't want to ruin his life by dragging a baby into it. She decided to keep the baby and raise it by herself.
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Five months later, Y/N sat in a patient room at her OB/GYN waiting for the doctor to come in and give her an ultrasound. She still thought about Richie everyday and how much she missed him. She really did want him in their baby's life, but she didn't have the heart to mess up the life he built for himself.

The doctor came in and started the ultrasound. She was excited to learn the gender of her baby and to get sonogram pictures too.

"Alright Ms. Y/L/N. You're baby looks healthy and has a strong heartbeat. Would you like to know the gender?"
"Yes, please."
"You're have a boy. Congratulations."

Y/N thanked the doctor for everything and left the doctor's office. She was super excited to have a little boy. She thought about Richie again thinking how their son would look exactly like him.

She decided to stop by the grocery store to pick up a few things before she went home. She parked her car, got out, and walked towards the store. She stopped when she saw a car that looked exactly like Richie's metallic red Mustang convertible. She shook her thoughts from her head and continued walking toward the store.

Y/N grabbed a shopping cart and got some fresh fruits and vegetables. She also grabbed some snacks she had been craving. She walked over to the baby section and looked at things for boys.

She suddenly remember she needed to get some more cereal and milk. She turned onto the cereal and stopped in her tracks as she saw Richie standing there deciding on whether he wants Lucky Charms or Froot Loops.

Richie turned his head to see who decided to join him on this aisle, and he dropped both boxes of cereal as he saw Y/N, the i my woman that's been on his brain for the past months. He hurriedly picked up the cereal boxes and walked towards her.

"Hey, Y/N. How have you been?"
"I've been good, Richie. How about you?"
"I just got back from my stand up dates in Reno. You have been on my mind nonstop."

Y/N looked at the floor and decided to walk over to the shelf to grab her cereal. Richie's jaw dropped slightly when he saw her pregnant belly. Only on thought crossed his mind.

"Is the baby mine?"
"Richie, I don't feel comfortable having this conversation on the cereal aisle of the grocery store. How about we get our groceries and meet at my apartment? It's close to here."
"Okay. That sounds good to me."
"You can just follow me there."

They got the rest of their groceries and headed toward Y/N's apartment. When they arrived, Y/N popped her trunk and attempted to grab all her groceries, but Richie stopped her, offering to carry them for her. He silently followed Y/N into the apartment building and up the stairs to her apartment.

Y/N motioned for Richie to put the groceries on the table so she could put them in there proper places.

"I'll be done in just sec. Why don't you go make your self comfortable?"
"Okay."

Richie walked into Y/N's living room and looked at her pictures on the wall before taking a seat on the couch. He looked at the items on her coffee table and saw the corner of a picture not in a frame. He picked the picture up and saw that it was a picture of him and her after his show. He placed the picture back down when he heard her come into the living room.

"Do you want anything to drink?"
"No, I'm good. Thank you anyways."

She joined him on the couch, but sat on the opposite end.

"So, I know you probably have hundreds of questions for me."
"Yeah, is the baby mine?"
"Yes, the baby is yours."
"Woah, I'm gonna be a father. Holy shit. How is the baby? How far along are you?"
"He's completely healthy, and I actually went to my five month appointment this morning."
"He? It's a boy?"
"Yeah, he's a boy."

Richie looked at Y/N with tears in his eyes. He never thought that he would actually get the chance to be a father.

"Why did you leave and why didn't you tell me?"
"I knew that you were only looking for a one night stand, and I didn't want to ruin your life with a baby that came from a one night stand."
"Actually, I'm not a one night stand type guy. I was so disappointed to wake up and see that you were gone. You have been in my brain nonstop for these past months. And how could amazing news like this ruin my life? I want to be in his life and your life, if you'll let me."
"Richie, I would love nothing more than for you to be in our lives."

Richie stood up and helped Y/N to her feet. He pulled her into a tight, comforting hug. He pulled back slightly and angled her head and placed a longing kiss in her lips.

When air became necessary, they both pulled away and stared at each other. Richie smiled at her and rested his hand on her baby bump. He knew that this baby and Y/N was all he needed to make his life complete.