Bill Hader Imagines

Get Away From Her (Richie Tozier)

(Part 5 of Is The Baby Mine?)

Today, Y/N and Richie attended her seven month check up appointment, and they were happy to hear that Finn was healthy. Richie absolutely loved going with her to appointments. He loved seeing Finn and being able to hear his heart beat. He had so much love in his heart for Y/N and Finn, and he was sure that his heart would explode with love when Finn was born.

They walked out of the doctor's office holding each other's hands and laughing at a stupid joke that Richie made. They made it to the car, and Richie pulled Y/N into a quick, sweet kiss before opening her door and helping her get into the car. He got into the car and playfully smiled at Y/N as an idea came to him.

"I don't know if I should like that smile or be worried."
"I have an amazing idea, but I can't tell you. It's a secret."
"Why can't I know?"
"Because it's a place I'm taking you for a middle of the afternoon date."

Y/N playfully rolled her eyes and smiled at him. He smiled back her and backed the car out of the parking spot. Richie began driving, and he placed his hand on Y/N's thigh as he drove.

After a short ten minute drive, Richie pulled into the parking lot of a cute ice cream parlor. Y/N saw where they were, and her face lit up. She had been asking Richie for days to take her to get hand scooped ice cream.

They exited the car and walked hand in hand into the ice cream parlor. They both looked at the menu, debating on which ice cream to get.

"I want Y/F/IC/F. Will you order it for me so I can find us somewhere to sit?"
"Of course, baby."

Richie leaned down and placed a gentle kiss on her lips. They pulled away, and Y/N walked away from him to find them a place to sit. Before she sat down, she decided that she would grab them some napkins and spoons.

After she grabbed them, she turned around and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw her ex, Dalton, standing in front of her with a shocked expression on his face.

"Y/N, what the hell? You're pregnant?"

Y/N stood there looking at floor, not having the voice at the moment to answer him. He stepped a little bit closer to her, and she took a step back.

"You break you with me, sleep with someone else, and get pregnant. I can't believe that you'd did this. I knew you were always a whore."

Dalton's last comment made Y/N very angry. She face began to turn red as anger flooded her body.

"You have no right to mad at me. You cheated on me. You're the one who screwed this up, not me."

Dalton was an asshole, and Y/N it from the first moment she met him. He was toxic for her, and she was happy that he wasn't in her life anymore.

"Shut the hell up, Y/N. You're a slut, and I know it. You obviously got over me and fucked up your stupid dull life-"
"Get away from her."

Dalton turned around and saw Richie standing there behind him. Y/N smiled upon seeing that Richie had rescued her. Dalton looked between Y/N and Richie and laughed.

"Richie Tozier? Don't tell me that you slept with Richie fucking Tozier, and he got you pregnant. I knew it! You are a fucking whore-"
"Hey! Don't you disrespect the mother of my child."
"What are you gonna do about it?"
"Trust me, buddy. You don't want to know. I'll do what I need to make sure that Y/N and our child is okay. I think you're so angry because Y/N caught you, and you knew that he had screwed up things between you. You're jealous that she's moved on and happy. By the way, you wasted your birthday gift, and I'm glad that you did. Come on, Y/N. Let's go."

Y/N walked over to Richie, and he wrapped a protective arm around her. He lead her to towards the door of the ice cream parlor, and suddenly, he stopped and turned around, walking back over Dalton. Richie to close to him and whispered his words so only Dalton heard.

"If you ever come around Y/N or our child, I swear to God that I will fucking kill you. Stay out of our life."

Richie turned away from him and walked back to Y/N. He meant every word he said. He killed a psychotic killer clown with the help of his friends, and he killed Bowers in self defense. He didn't know what Dalton was capable of, but he knew that Dalton would be making a huge mistake if ever messed with Y/N again.

The drive back to their house was silent. Neither of them said a word. They finally arrived at their house, and Richie sighed as he turned the car off. Y/N looked over at Richie and saw that tears were filling his eyes.

"Richie, baby, what's wrong? Talk to me, please."

Richie looked over at Y/N and saw that worry began to over take her. She reached over and placed a hand on his cheek, and he leaned into her touch.

"I want you to know that I'm gonna do whatever it takes to make sure that you and Finn are safe. I've seen too many people in my life get hurt, and I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if you or him ever got hurt."
"I love you so much, Richie."
"I love you too, Y/N."

Richie leaned in, and Y/N met him halfway in a comforting kiss. They pulled away and got out of their car. Richie walked over to Y/N's side of the car and pulled an awkwardly positioned hug. He let his hand drift towards her stomach and smiled when he felt their son move inside her.

Y/N knew that Richie would always protect her and Finn. She knew that he loved them so much, and that he would do anything from them. Richie and their unborn son made Y/N truly happy with her life as it was right now.